Love Smoking! Then this is for you. You have come to the right place. A list of perfect Smoking Captions for every occasion you can use on your Instagram post so that your profile shines & gets more engagement.

Best Smoking Captions

• I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. I have no other restriction as regards smoking.
• He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refused himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.
• I didn’t like having to explain to them, so I just shut up, smoked a cigarette, and looked at the sea.
• Then she declared loudly, “Smoke break!” and everyone’s eyes came to us, some of them shocked seeing as these days you could light up a doobie and no one would blink but if you lit up a smoke, you courted being publicly stoned to death.
• Ronan did not smoke; he preferred his habits with hangovers.
• Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suicide.

• Drink about, smoke about it, but never talk about it.
• Dear cigarette, thank you for being the only one to stand by me when I’m down.
• Inhale good shit, exhale the bullshit.
• She bites her nails, he clicks his pen, I smoke cigarettes.
• Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world, I know because I have done it thousands of time.
• People tell me I should not smoke because it makes me look like a tit. I use the exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym
• I think one can tell a lot about a person from the way he choose to let the stub of his cigarette burn out.
• You burn like hell, pure red and stormy and I fly like smoke, pure black and gloomy.
•  Smoke defies the axiom that whatever goes up must come down!
• I’m not really a heavy smoker any more, I only get through two lighters a day.
  
• Non-smokers…die everyday. Sleep tight!
• I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just don’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
• I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.
• I have seen many a man turn his gold into smoke but I will turn smoke into gold.

Funny Smoking Captions

• Don’t kill my high because you’re low.
• If she can smoke as much as you. Wife that girl!
• I never knew I was addicted until I tried to stop.
• Every smoker have a story so before you say him smoking kills. I want you to know that something is already killing him.
• Please don’t throw your cigarette ends on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
• The more people smoke herb, the more babylon fall.
• Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar?
• I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

• Smokers don’t grow old…they die young…
• Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.
• Why Drink and Drive…??
  When you can Smoke n Fly…
  Dont hate Smoker…every cigarette might be their last…
• A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!
• The best way to quit is to never start.
• Thousands of people stop smoking a day – by dying from it.
• Fake coughing in front of smokers just to make them feel guilty!