35 Best Smoking Captions For Instagram

by Tokyo Chan

Love Smoking! Then this is for you. You have come to the right place. A list of perfect Smoking Captions for every occasion you can use on your Instagram post so that your profile shines & gets more engagement.

Best Smoking Captions

  • I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. I have no other restriction as regards smoking.
  • He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refused himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.
  • I didn’t like having to explain to them, so I just shut up, smoked a cigarette, and looked at the sea.
  • Then she declared loudly, “Smoke break!” and everyone’s eyes came to us, some of them shocked seeing as these days you could light up a doobie and no one would blink but if you lit up a smoke, you courted being publicly stoned to death.
  • Ronan did not smoke; he preferred his habits with hangovers.
  • Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suicide.
Best Smoking Captions
Best Smoking Captions
  • Drink about, smoke about it, but never talk about it.
  • Dear cigarette, thank you for being the only one to stand by me when I’m down.
  • Inhale good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • She bites her nails, he clicks his pen, I smoke cigarettes.
  • Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world, I know because I have done it thousands of time.
  • People tell me I should not smoke because it makes me look like a tit. I use the exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym
  • I think one can tell a lot about a person from the way he choose to let the stub of his cigarette burn out.
  • You burn like hell, pure red and stormy and I fly like smoke, pure black and gloomy.
  •  Smoke defies the axiom that whatever goes up must come down!
  • I’m not really a heavy smoker any more, I only get through two lighters a day.
  • Non-smokers…die everyday. Sleep tight!
  • I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just don’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
  • I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.
  • I have seen many a man turn his gold into smoke but I will turn smoke into gold.

Funny Smoking Captions

  • Don’t kill my high because you’re low.
  • If she can smoke as much as you. Wife that girl!
  • I never knew I was addicted until I tried to stop.
  • Every smoker have a story so before you say him smoking kills. I want you to know that something is already killing him.
  • Please don’t throw your cigarette ends on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
  • The more people smoke herb, the more babylon fall.
  • Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar?
  • I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
Funny Smoking Captions for instagram
Funny Smoking Captions for instagram
  • Smokers don’t grow old…they die young…
  • Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.
  • Why Drink and Drive…??
    When you can Smoke n Fly…
    Dont hate Smoker…every cigarette might be their last…
  • A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!
  • The best way to quit is to never start.
  • Thousands of people stop smoking a day – by dying from it.
  • Fake coughing in front of smokers just to make them feel guilty!

About Tokyo Chan

Tokyo Chan is a creative writer who enjoys writing captions for Instagram and inspiration quotes. She received her bachelor of art degree in English from San Jose State University, California. Tokyo aspires to be a published author and motivational speaker. She loves spending time with her family and friends, traveling, and exploring new cultures.

Thoughts on "35 Best Smoking Captions For Instagram"

Here for FREE Gifts. Or latest free books from our best quotes.

Remove Ad block to reveal all the secrets. Once done, hit a button below