Do you love to shop? If yes, then you’re going to enjoy these Shopping Quotes and Sayings. This list includes some of the best captions about shopping ever written. Enjoy these great shopping quotes caption for Instagram. Check out our favorite shopping captions below:

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• ” It’s the shop o’clock somewhere!”
• “Work hard so you can shop harder.”
• “Shopping is a bit of a relaxing hobby for me, which is sometimes troubling for the bank balance.”
• “I love to go shopping and see what catches my eye.’
• “Online shopping makes everything so much easier – it’s a bad habit of mine.
• “Up all night to get lucky.”
• “I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.”
• “Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.”
• ” could give up shopping, but I’m not a quitter.”
• ” Life is too short to wear boring clothes.”
• “Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect, please.”
• “I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance.”
• “I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance.”
• “Shopping is always a good idea.”
• ” Life is short. Buy the dress.”
• “Each day is a page in your fashion story.”
• “Work hard so you can shop harder.”
• “The quickest way to get to know a woman is to go shopping with her.”
• “Saturday is for shopping.“
• “The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn’t even know they carried.”
• “If men liked shopping, they’d call it research.”
• “Get in, loser. We‘re going shopping.“
• “Fashion is what you buy, style is what you do with it.”
• “I bet deep down you still wish your mom would take you clothes shopping every August for the new school year.”
• “The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.“
• “When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.”
• “Shopping is always a good idea.”
• ” Born to shop. Forced to work.”
• “Shopping is the only sport I need.“

Short Shopping Quotes

• “If I bought it on sale, I actually MADE money.“
• “If you can’t stop thinking about it, then buy it.”
• “Whoever said money can‘t buy happiness didn‘t know where to go shopping.“
• “Fashion is what you buy, style is what you do with it.”
• “Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.”
• “I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance.“
• “Happiness is not in money, but in shopping.”
• “Buying something on sale is a special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it’s worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it and then how would I replace it for that amount of money?”
• “Each day is a page in your fashion story.”
• “I love shopping. There is a little bit of magic found in buying something new. It is instant gratification, a quick fix.”
• “Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”
• “Keep calm and go shopping.”
• “I like my money right where I can see it: Hanging in my closet.”
• “I shop, therefore I am.”
• “I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need to change for gum.”
• “Get in, loser. We‘re going shopping.“
• “Shopping is an art and I’m an artist.”
• “Shopping is the only sport I need.“
• ” My favorite words: It’s on sale.”
•  “When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.”

Funny Shopping Quotes

• “I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.”
• “Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.”
• “Wal-mart… do they like, make walls there?”
• “Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.”
• “We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.”
• “The quickest way to get to know a woman is to go shopping with her.”
• “Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line.”
• “A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”
• “Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.”
• “The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”
• “I haven’t reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.”
• “The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn’t even know they carried.”
• “The other line moves faster.”
• “Buying something on sale is a special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it’s worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it and then how would I replace it for that amount of money?”
• “When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.”
• “If men liked shopping, they’d call it research.”
• “Is there more to life than shopping?”
• “I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.”
• “I bet deep down you still wish your mom would take you clothes shopping every August for the new school year.”
• “I like my money right where I can see it: Hanging in my closet.”