45+ Shady Captions for Instagram

by Stewart Zayn

Here, we have created a list of shady captions with different categories to assist you to throw shade on your haters, ex, and doubters through Instagram. Let’s check them.

Shady Captions for Instagram

Shady Captions for Instagram
Shady Captions for Instagram

You are not required to set yourself on fire to keep other people warm.

Finally, I’ve learned to use the criticism as fuel and I will never run out of energy.

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce your blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.

Don’t come back when you realize that I’m rare.

Haters don’t really hate you, they hate themselves; because you’re a reflection of what they wish to be.

Don’t be sorry. Trusting you was my mistake, not yours.

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

You’re italic, I’m in bold.

If I was you, I’d wanna be me too.

Man has a will, but a woman has her way.

I’m gracing you with my presence.

The real reason I’m over you is that now I see who you really are.

I’m not throwing shade, I overshadow you.

Hi, stalker. I’m still fabulous. Thanks for checking up on me.

Do it for the people who want to see you fail.

Throwing shade isn’t going to help you shine.

Shady Captions for Ex

Shady Quotes For Instagram
Shady Quotes For Instagram

You learn more about someone at the end of a relationship than at the beginning.

My ex is living proof of how stupid I can be.

I guess you prove that even God makes mistakes sometimes.

Men should be like Kleenex; soft, strong and disposable.

Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

A weak man can’t love a strong woman, he won’t know what to do with her.

It’s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

One day they’ll realize they lost a diamond while playing with worthless stones.

Do it for the people who want to see you fail.

So, take it back all of this bullshit that you gave me.

Cancel my subscription because I’m done with your issues.

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.

Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.

Even my middle finger is bigger than your heart.

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

There are two perfectly good men, one dead and the other unborn.

Shady Quotes For Instagram

Shady Captions for Ex
Shady Captions for Ex

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

I’m in my own lane, you ain’t in my category.

Can’t gets me on the line so they hang me out to dry for it.

Silly me, expecting too much from people again.

When there are so many haters and negative things, I really don’t care.

What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be.

I don’t have Ex’s, I have Y’s. Like “Y the hell did I date you?

To my haters, don’t worry about my life, it ain’t for you.

You’re about as sharp as a bowling ball.

EX means: Thanks for the Experience…our time has EXpired…Now EXit my life.

f they are stupid enough to walk away, be smart enough to let them go.

You take my love for granted, I just don’t understand it.

All I’m saying is I’ve never seen my ex and satan in the same room.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

I don’t think you are stupid. You just have bad luck when thinking.

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