41 Best School Pick Up Lines

by Andreas Ramos

Coming back to school is definitely a good feeling especially if you like the idea of ​​meeting up with your classmates every day. You must have missed them by now. I feel like I have managed to get back to school after a long break. At such times, when you have just returned to school and want to see your luck with girls, you may have to try to go back to some school pick up lines.

Best School Pick Up Lines

  • Is there a science class nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between me and you?
  • Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  • I hear you’re good at Algebra. Can you replace my X without asking Y?
Best School Pick Up Lines
Best School Pick Up Lines
  • I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
  • Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.
  • I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • You must be a perfect test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
  • I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.
  • You must be a very important textbook passage because seeing you is the highlight of my day.
  • Do you like Chemistry? Because I’ve got my ion you!
  • Even if there were no gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
  • I know you’re not in the school band, but I bet we could make some sweet music together.
  • You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
  • Are you the final semester of my senior year? Because I’m happy I survived long enough to see you.
  • Can I have your significant digits?
  • If you were an SAT exam, you’d be a perfect 1600.
  • My love for you is like pi… never-ending.
  • Do you have Mr. Jacobs for the English class? [No] Me neither! We have so much in common!
  • How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
  • Are you a 90-degree angle? ‘Cause you are looking right!
  • Your lab bench, or mine?

Back to School Pick-up Lines

  • High school is hell… and you’re the hottest thing here!
  • Summer must be over because I can tell you’re about to Fall for me.
  • If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn’t need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
  • I didn’t know angels were allowed in public schools.
Best School Pick Up Lines
Best School Pick Up Lines
  • I don’t know how I’ll ever get to class on time when it’s so easy to get lost in your eyes.
  • Didn’t you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
  • Baby, you’re like a student and I’m like a math book… you solve all my problems!
  • I wish I was your Calculus homework because I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk!
  • You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.
  • Will you be my student loans? Because I’d like to have you around for the rest of my life.
  • If you were a pencil, I wouldn’t be able to use you to take the SATs, because you’re no number 2, you’re my number 1.
  • I heard you were banned from school lunches for being so sweet.
  • That school uniform would look even better on my bedroom floor.
  • How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
  • Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet.
  • What’s a pretty girl like you doing in a lunchroom like this?
  • I know my math, and you’ve got one significant figure.
  • I need some answers to my math homework. Quick, what’s your number?
  • You’re like an AP physics exam, you’ve got great curves.
  • Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.

 

About Andreas Ramos

Andreas Ramos is a social media enthusiast who loves writing captions for Instagram. He enjoys spending time with his family and friends, and traveling to new places. Andreas is also a fitness enthusiast, and likes to stay active by practicing yoga and going for walks.

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