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- “A sass a day keeps the basics away.”
- “I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.”
- “I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. As if I have any.”
- “You’re a bad idea but I like bad ideas.”
- “I’m sassy, even though I hate that word! I’m sensitive and cry really easily.”
- “Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.”
- “Look – I’m only responsible for the words that come out of my mouth. I’m not responsible for you not understanding them.”
- “I can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.”
- “I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.”
- “Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.”
- “Her attitude is savage but her heart is gold.”
- ” Sorry, can’t come to the phone right now, but I’m sure we can work something out.”
- “I heard you’re a player. Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.”
- “Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures.”
- “I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. As if I have any.”
- “I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.”
- “Thick thighs and pretty eyes.”
- “Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.”
- “I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.”
- “Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.”
- “Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.”
- “Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.”
- “Life is short. Smile while you have teeth.”
- “Go ahead. Laugh, love, cry. Do whatever it takes to make you feel alive.”
- “I wish common sense was more common.”
- “It is not an attitude. It is the way I am.”
- “Always Classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.”
- “Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.”
- “I love sarcasm. It is like punching someone in the face with words.”
- “Whatever is God for your soul, do that.”
- “An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.”
- “I am usually cast as the sassy, brassy best friend.”
- “I know I’m a handful but that’s why you got two hands.”
- “Imperfection is beauty, madness is a genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
- “Don’t get bitter, just get better.”
- “Strong alone, unstoppable together.”
- “Shut up, how much you spend on month, I spend on lipstick.”
- “Boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced.”
- “Crazy hair, don’t care.”
- “Life is short. Make every hair flip count.”
- “Smile. It destroys those who want to destroy you.”
- “My circle is small because I am into quality, not quantity.”
- “The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.”
- “Not everyone likes but not everyone matters.”
- “She was a rainbow, but he was color blind.”
- “I need someone who sees the fire in my eyes and wants to play with it.”
- “Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.”
- “Be yourself; because an original is worth more than a copy.”
- “It is not an attitude. It is the way I am.”
- “Some things are better in dreams. So I became the dream!”
- “My life feels like a study, I did not study for.”
