Are you looking for a boy or girl who loves robotics? Or are you watching some kind of science-fiction movie that involves a robot? Here are the best and funny robots pick up lines that show common robotic ideas, robot parts and functions.

Best Robot Pick Up Lines

• Are those real or were you upgraded in silicone valley?
• Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
• Beep Beep Boop Beep Sex
• Can I have your IP number? I seem to have lost mine.
• Can you lube my joint?
• Come with me and I’ll insert my floppy into your disk drive.
• Commencing explosive containment procedures, why? Because you are the bomb

• Damn girl, just because you have wi-fi doesn’t mean you should connect with everyone who sends you a signal!
• Did you just break one of Asimov’s Three Laws? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
• Do you believe in love at first optical recognition, or should I ambulate by your location again?
• Do you get a free port for me to plug into?
• Do you like it when I touch your PCI Slot?
• Don’t worry I just got turing tested.
• Hey baby, are your pants reflective aluminum alloy? Because I can see myself in them.
• Hey baby, I am backward compatible, to service all your legacy needs.
• Hey baby, my name’s Vista, can I crash at your place tonight!
• Hey baby, what’s your OS?
• I bet I can decrypt your code
• I can’t Force Quit You
• I have no emotions but I’ll cuddle after.
• I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?
• I hope you have an accelerometer because I’m gonna rock your world.

Funny Robot Pick Up Lines

• I may not be able to love, but I do it, like a sex machine baby.
• I need you to load your floppy disk into my hard drive.
• I support portrait and landscape modes.
• I will show you my source code if you show me yours.
• I’ll deep-clean your systems!
• I’ll show you my source code if you show me yours
• I’m a cybernetic orgasm. Living tissue over metal Bellend-skeleton
• I’m going to void your warranty!
• I’ve got a case of WD-40 in the back, wanna get drunk?
• I’ll deep clean your systems.
• I’m fully functional and anatomically correct.
• I’m fully functional….programmed in multiple techniques!
• I’m the droid you’re looking for.
• If I asked you to lower your Shields would you be offended?
• If I forward your ports will you insect my packet?
• If I were a function(), would you call me?
• Is 2GB really your maximum RAM capacity? I heard otherwise…

• Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash?
• Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.
• It that a joystick you’re holding or are you just happy to see me?
• Let’s lose ourselves in some mindless repetitive tasks…. if you know what I mean.
• My docking station or yours?
• My scanners detected high amounts of sexiness in this quadrant, and I think I have found the source.
  Nice bolts wanna screw?
• roses are #FF0000 / violets are #0000FF / all my base / belong to you.
• Rusting is red, and my chipset’s blue. Will you let me assimilate you?
• So, do you modulate your synthetic consciousness here often?
• Sorry, I can’t stop looking at your chest, you must have a tractor beam in your blouse.
• Talk coding to me.
• Wanna be debugged?
• Wanna touch my mouse?
• Want to grab some Java?
• Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us?
• Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.
• Were you designed for use on Mars? Because your chassis is out of this world!What’s your IP address? I’d sure love to ping you some time.
• When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.
• Why don’t you come to explore this strange new world?
• Would you like a demo of my multitouch capabilities?
• Yes, I know you’re metric- but I’m willing to convert.
• You are making my floppy drive hard.
• You are so hot you need to be water-cooled.You compile me.
• You had me at Sign In.
• You made my heart skip a clock cycle.
• You make my interface GUI
• You must be tired because you’ve been running your code through my CPU all night
• Your lips say 0 but your eyes say 1