Good Rain Puns

30 Beautiful Rain Puns & Rain Quotes

We all love rain puns & jokes and so here we proudly present the raining champions of funny rain puns and jokes! Let’s check them.

Funny Rain Puns

Funny Rain Puns 

  • It never rains, but it purrs.
  • In this life, nothing ventured, nothing rained.
  • Raindrop jokes? They are rain sailing.
  • Bear with me, I’ve just had a rain-wave.
  • A cold drink with dinner, it’s a no rainer.
  • Let’s take a trip down memory rain.
  • A storm is coming, best get ready for the rain event.
  • I’m not sure if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
  • Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it’d be snow problem.
  • The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
  • The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
  • The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
  • The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
  • When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud.
  • When it rains, cows normally lie down. The reason for this is to keep each udder dry.
  • Hailing taxes is far much worse than raining buckets.
  • We all went out trying to catch fog, but we mist.
  • We visit our parents every snow often.
  • The only war that can be fought in winter is the cold war.
  • If it really rained cats and dogs, there would be poodles all over the streets.
  • Local weather reports state there won’t be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
  • Cows lie down in the rain to keep each udder dry.
  • It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

Good Rain Puns

Funny Rain Puns 

  • What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
    England!
  • What do you call dangerous precipitation?
    A rain of terror!
  • How does a spy avoid the rain?
    He goes undercover.
  • Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
    Because then the children have to play inside
  • What do you call a bear caught out in the rain?
    A drizzily bear.
  • What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
    One is reined up and the other rains down.
  • When it rains chickens and ducks?
    You could say it’s Fowl weather.
  • What is a Queens favorite kind of precipitation?
    Reign!
  • When does it rain money?
    When there’s a “change” in weather!
  • What did one raindrop say to the other?
    Two’s company, three’s a cloud.

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