We all love rain puns & jokes and so here we proudly present the raining champions of funny rain puns and jokes! Let’s check them.

Funny Rain Puns

• It never rains, but it purrs.
• In this life, nothing ventured, nothing rained.
• Raindrop jokes? They are rain sailing.
• Bear with me, I’ve just had a rain-wave.
• A cold drink with dinner, it’s a no rainer.
• Let’s take a trip down memory rain.
• A storm is coming, best get ready for the rain event.
• I’m not sure if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
• Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it’d be snow problem.
• The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
• The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
• The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
• The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
• When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud.
• When it rains, cows normally lie down. The reason for this is to keep each udder dry.
• Hailing taxes is far much worse than raining buckets.
• We all went out trying to catch fog, but we mist.
• We visit our parents every snow often.
• The only war that can be fought in winter is the cold war.
• If it really rained cats and dogs, there would be poodles all over the streets.
• Local weather reports state there won’t be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
• Cows lie down in the rain to keep each udder dry.
• It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

Good Rain Puns

• What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
  England!
• What do you call dangerous precipitation?
  A rain of terror!
• How does a spy avoid the rain?
  He goes undercover.
• Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
  Because then the children have to play inside
• What do you call a bear caught out in the rain?
  A drizzily bear.
• What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
  One is reined up and the other rains down.
• When it rains chickens and ducks?
  You could say it’s Fowl weather.
• What is a Queens favorite kind of precipitation?
  Reign!
• When does it rain money?
  When there’s a “change” in weather!
• What did one raindrop say to the other?
  Two’s company, three’s a cloud.