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63 Best R-Rated Dirty Pick Up Lines

by Tokyo Chan

Looking for Dirty Pickup lines? Search no more, because you have come to the right place. Here we have got the ultimate list of R-rated dirty pick-up lines that will make the other people laugh like crazy, some pick-up lines just might you a slap or some will make you blush. Let’s check out this ultimate list and trying out from one of these.

Best R-Rated Dirty Pick-Up Lines

  • Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
  • I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead.
  • Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
  • One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong?
  • Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
  • Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
  • Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.
  • Want to see if you can add “has an awesome gag reflex” to your resume?
  • Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
  • The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
  • I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
  • Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
  • I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.
Best R-Rated Dirty Pick-Up Lines
Best R-Rated Dirty Pick-Up Lines
  • Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
  • I can tell you’re into yoga, why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?
  • Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.
  • Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
  • If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
  • Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my dick.
  • I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
  • I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?
  • Do you run track? Because I heard you Relay want this dick.
  • Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
  • Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
  • Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you.

Best Dirty Pick-Up Lines

  • Need a pillow to sit on? I can be yours if you want.
  • They say you are what you eat. If that’s true, I could be you by morning.
  • Was your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
  • Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.
  • I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?
  • Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
  • Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.
  • Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
  • When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
  • Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass.
  • I hope you like dragons because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
  • Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Best Dirty Pick-Up Lines
Best Dirty Pick-Up Lines
  • Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
  • Do you work at Home Depot? Because you’re giving me wood.
  • Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that ass.
  • Are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a raise.
  • You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
  • Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.
  • Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
  • If I’m a pain in your ass… We can just add more lubricant.
  • Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
  • What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
  • Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
  • I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
  • Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.

Cute But Dirty Pick-Up Lines

  • Are you butt dialing me? I thought I heard your @ss calling me.
  • Are you my pinky toe? Because I wanna bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
  • Is your name winter? ‘Cause you’ll be coming soon.
  • Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I wanna tap that ass.
  • Let’s play house! You’ll be the door and I’ll slam you.
  • You got a phone in your back pocket? ‘Cause that @ss is calling me.
  • Hey baby did you buy those pants on sale? Because at my place they’re 100 percent off.
Cute But Dirty Pick-Up Lines 
Cute But Dirty Pick-Up Lines 
  • Are you a stack of dirty dishes? ‘Cause I want to get you wet and do you all night long.
  • Do you have pet insurance? No. That’s too bad because your pussy is going to get pounded tonight.
  • Those are some nice legs. What time do they open?
  • I was on Tinder and swiped right on a girl with the same name as me. I sent the first message, and it rea, ‘I’ve always wanted to date myself!!
  • Is your name Medusa? ‘Cause I’m rock hard.
  • Hey girl, are you an escalator? Because I wanna go down on you.

About Tokyo Chan

Tokyo Chan is a creative writer who enjoys writing captions for Instagram and inspiration quotes. She received her bachelor of art degree in English from San Jose State University, California. Tokyo aspires to be a published author and motivational speaker. She loves spending time with her family and friends, traveling, and exploring new cultures.

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