As we all love a cheesy joke, here we’ve put together a list of the absolute best pizza puns, cheesy pizza puns, and jokes. Enjoy a pizza with the following cheesy pizza puns.

Cheesy Pizza Puns

• I pray to cheesus crust.
• Take it. Take another little pizza my heart now, baby.
• You want a pizza me?
• Slice, slice baby!
• In pizza we crust.
• Pizzachu! I cheese you.
• No matter how you slice it, a pizza pun would be cheesy.
• Only a weirdough doesn’t like pizza.
• You are my home slice.
• You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
• Seven days without pizza makes one weak.
• While in Italy, I want to see the leaning tower of pizza.
• Look, it’s the leaning tower of Cheeza!
• It’s slice to meet you.
• The only love triangle I want is a slice of pizza.
• I love you, hot or cold.
• I love you. Was that too cheesy?
• Do you fancy a pizza me?

Pizza Puns for Pizza Captions

• Can you buy me a pizza? I’m trying to save money. I knead the dough.
• Every pizza me loves every pizza you.
• Pie don’t you crust me?
• Olive the gouda thyme we had together.
• I pepper-only have eyes for you.
• You’re the only topping I need on my pizza.”
• You sure are a pizza work.”
• “I must be a hipster, because I ate my pizza before it was cool.”
• “No matter how you slice it, we make a great combination.”
• “I love you from my head tomatoes.”
• “My pizza can’t be topped!”
• Are you a personal pizza?
• Because you were made just for me.
• Babe, are you a pizza?
• Because every slice of you is perfect.
• Girl, you’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
• If you’d be a slice of pizza, you’d be supreme.
• Boy, are you a pizza? Because I can’t wait to have you inside of me.
• You’ll be the pizza and I’ll be the sauce, ’cause I wanna be all over you.
• Babe, are you a pizza? Because I feel hungry just looking at you…

Best Pizza Puns

• Wanna know what me and Little Caesar’s Pizza have in common? We’re both hot and ready.
• I’ll be the pizza you can have at once or save it for several days.
• Girl, you’re hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth.
• Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind, it’s too cheesy.
• I have pizza. (smooth, huh?)
• Are you a pizza delivery guy? Because boy, you sure can deliver.
• I’m available with or without the sausage.
• You’ll be the pizza and I’ll be the cheese. That way, I can melt all over you.
• Hey, wanna go out? I’m very peperlonely.
• Girl, are you a pizza? Because I have this huge crust on you.
• What other good pick up lines about pizza do you know?
• I must be pizza, because everyone wants a slice of me.