Physics is a hard subject but with perseverance & preparedness to learn, you might just get the hang of it & probably excel in that subject. Get physical with our exciting list of Physics Chat Up Lines.

Physics Chat Up Lines

• That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2
• You and Me = Grand Unification
• Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
• In my bed, it’s perpetual motion all night long, baby.
• Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you’re a big part of that.
• I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
• I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.
• What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
• Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
• Hey baby. It’s massive. You know what I’m talking about.
• What’s your resonance frequency?
• Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
• I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
• Wanna couple our equations tonight?
• Top quark or bottom quark?
• You’re more special than relativity.
• My last partner wasn’t very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
• I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
• How do you feel about group experiments?

Best Physics and Science Chat up Lines

• Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
• Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you’re doing tonight.
• Can I have your significant digits?
• I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?
• Did you swallow a magnet? Because you’re attractive.
• I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed.
• Your lab bench, or mine?
• Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
• Don’t you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It’s just SO misleading.
• Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
• According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
• Even if there were no gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you!
• Let’s exchange fermions!
• Engineers don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can’t get the job done.