Physics Chat Up Lines

by Stewart Zayn

Physics is a hard subject but with perseverance & preparedness to learn, you might just get the hang of it & probably excel in that subject. Get physical with our exciting list of Physics Chat Up Lines.

Physics Chat Up Lines

Physics Chat Up Lines
Physics Chat Up Lines
  • That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2
  • You and Me = Grand Unification
  • Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
  • In my bed, it’s perpetual motion all night long, baby.
  • Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you’re a big part of that.
  • I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
  • I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.
  • What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
  • Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
  • Hey baby. It’s massive. You know what I’m talking about.
  • What’s your resonance frequency?
  • Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
  • I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
  • Wanna couple our equations tonight?
  • Top quark or bottom quark?
  • You’re more special than relativity.
  • My last partner wasn’t very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
  • I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
  • How do you feel about group experiments?

Best Physics and Science Chat up Lines

Physics and Science Chat up Line
Physics and Science Chat up Line
  • Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
  • Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you’re doing tonight.
  • Can I have your significant digits?
  • I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?
  • Did you swallow a magnet? Because you’re attractive.
  • I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed.
  • Your lab bench, or mine?
  • Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
  • Don’t you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It’s just SO misleading.
  • Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
  • According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
  • Even if there were no gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you!
  • Let’s exchange fermions!
  • Engineers don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can’t get the job done.
Physics Chat Up Line
Physics Chat Up Line

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