One Liner Chat Up Lines

by Stewart Zayn

One liner chat up lines and short chat up lines will help you to share your thoughts instantly. In this post Captionsgram made a collection of best 35+ One Liner chat up lines and short one liner chat up lines on life, attitude, funny, and many more topics. These funny, short, and clever one liner chat up lines will help you post a short status on Whatsapp, Facebook, and Instagram within a few seconds. Now, you can browse a post to get yours!

One Liner Chat Up Lines

One Liner Chat Up Line
One Liner Chat Up Line
  • “Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
  • “You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”
  • “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
  • “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.”
  • “You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!”
  • “There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.”
  • “I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.”
  • “Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!”
  • “I play the field and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.”
  • “The more I drink, the prettier you get.”
  • “Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!”
  • “Your daddy must have been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns.”
  • “Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.”
  • “You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”
  • “You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.”
  • “Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
  • “If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.”
  • “Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.”
  • “[As she’s leaving] Hey, aren’t you forgetting something? [What?] ME!!”
  • “Hey, baby, you’re so fine you make me stutter. Wha-wha-what’s your name?”

Short Chat Up Lines

short chat up line
short chat up line
  • “If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.”
  • “Great legs, what time do they open?”
  • “Did you fart, ’cause you just blew me away.”
  • “My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.”
  • “Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!”
  • “You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.”
  • “Do you have a twin? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!”
  • “How was heaven when you left it?”
  • “Excuse me, but I think I dropped something…MY JAW!”
  • “I don’t have a library card, do you mind if I check you out?”
  • “Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.”
  • “Hello are you married? Oh you are? Well I didn’t hear you say ‘happily.’ “
  • “I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.”
  • “There’s something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.”
  • “Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”
  • “I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.”
  • “I think there’s something wrong with my eyes…I can’t take them off of you.”
  • “Hey, how are you? [Fine] Wait, I didn’t ask how you looked!”
  • “Be unique and different, say yes.”
  • “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
  • “Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.”
  • “Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.”
  • “[Extending hand] Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?”
short chat up lines
short chat up lines

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