Funny Short One Line Instagram Captions

Best One Line Captions For Instagram!

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One Line Captions For Instagram!

    • Enjoy at least one sunset per day! – Modern Family
    • They say don’t try this at home…so I went to my friends home!
    • My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.
    • Friday, my second favorite F word.
    • Wine + dinner = winner
    • I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
    • Be happy, it drives people crazy.
    • No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.




    • Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands – just like best friends!
    • Another fine day ruined by responsibilities…
    • I put the “Pro” in procrastinate.
    • Create your own sunshine.
    • Life is simple. It’s just not easy.
    • Start somewhere.
    • If you were looking for a sign, here it is.
    • Better an Oooops, than a what if.




    • Life is too short for bad vibes.
    • The world is changed by your example, not your opinion.
    • We travel, some of us forever, to seek other places, other lives, other souls.
    • Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.
    • Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
    • You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house.
    • Fear is stupid. So are regrets.
    • I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitos find me attractive!




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    • Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.
    • If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
    • They say: Do what you love and the money will come to you. Just ordered pizza, now I am waiting…
    • For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
    • Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they will start using it.
    • When nothing goes right, go left.
    • A cop pulled me over and told me “Papers”, so I said “Scissors, I win!” and drove off.
    • Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity!




    • Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
    • Did it for the memories – totally worth it!
    • I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
    • When Jessica Biel becomes pregnant, I hope she names her child “Mo”.
    • Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
    • I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box… I don’t even know where the box is.




  • Do I run? Yes… Out of time, patients and money.
  • There’s no “we” in fries
  • Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Yet…I wouldn’t call them lies!
  • I like hashtags, because they look like waffles.
  • ETC. End of Thinking Capacity.
  • Be a cupcake in a world of muffins
  • I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
  • Today is a good day for cake.
  • Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments has become my adult goals.

Funny Short One Line Instagram Captions

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  • I need a six month holiday, twice a year
  • If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
  • How did I get back to my crib last night
  • we made it, it’s Friday!
  • I read the twilight books
  • When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance
  • Friday, my second favorite F word
  • Women drivers rev my engine
  • I like cooties
  • Hey, I just met you, this is crazy
  • At least this balloon is attracted to me!
  • I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
  • Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it
  • I woke up like this
  • Oh you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?
  • I will eat just one, I swear
  • I liked memes before they were on Instagram
  • if a redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a gingerbread man?
  • If we could only turn back time…
  • Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about
  • 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  • What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram
  • Thank you for making me feel less alone
  • The only F word out a woman’s mouth that scares me is “fine.”
  • Crossfit? I play real sports
  • A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
  • At dawn, we ride
  • you are enough
  • This seat is taken
  • I wasn’t lucky, I deserved it
  • I had fun once, it was horrible
  • survived another “end of the world” scenario
  • Girls be like…
  • stop stop, I’m gunna pee
  • Hey good lookin, can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
  • Puts selfie on top of tree because I’m the star.
  • Is I in trouble?
  • I don’t have Ex’s, I have Y’s. Like “Why Did I ever date you?”
  • It never rains during the weekend