30 Best Offensive Pick Up Lines

by Tokyo Chan

Best Offensive Pick Up Lines

  • You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
  • I know you think I’m sexy, I know you think I’m fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
  • I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
  • I know you’re very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
  • If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you’re buying me drinks until you do.
  • Wanna go on an ate with me? I’ll give you the D later.
  • Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
  • So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Best Offensive Pick Up Lines
Best Offensive Pick Up Lines
  • I heard you like lifting weights, then you’ll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
  • If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
  • Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
  • If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!
  • You smell… We should go take a shower together.
  • I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
  • Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
  • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
  • Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.

Most Offensive Pick Up Lines

  • Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
  • Let’s face it. I’m hot, you’re hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
  • I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
  • How about me and you go play dress up, I’ll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
  • Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
  • Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
  • Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz I can see myself in your pants!
  • Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I’ll see you tomorrow.
  • Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
  • How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
  • Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
  • I threw you out of bed, just so that we can proceed on the floor…

About Tokyo Chan

Tokyo Chan is a creative writer who enjoys writing captions for Instagram and inspiration quotes. She received her bachelor of art degree in English from San Jose State University, California. Tokyo aspires to be a published author and motivational speaker. She loves spending time with her family and friends, traveling, and exploring new cultures.

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