To speed up the conversation when you can’t think of saying something cleverly, check out our Naughty pickup lines below. It definitely will help make the front laugh and make your conversation naughty and funny even more.

Best Naughty Pick-Up Lines

• Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
• Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
• Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
• Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
• So we’re friends now, when do the benefits kick in?
• I’m not staring at your boobs, I’m staring at your heart.
• Smile if you want to sleep with me. (And watch them try to hold back their laugh.)

• Hey did you drop something? (Ummm What?) Your standards, Hi I’m Nick
• Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
• You look like a hard worker, I have an opening you can fill
• My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
• Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
• Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Funny But Naughty Pick-Up Lines

• To rate your beauty on a scale from one to nine, I’d rate you as a nine and I’m the one that you need.
• I heard that you’re good at math. Would you help me replace my X without asking Y?
•  If you were a fruit, you’d surely be a “fineapple.”
• Damn lady, your @ss is quite bigger than my future.
• Are you related to Dracula? Because you sure looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.
• I’m a member of a boy band known as “Wrong Direction.”
• This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.
• If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

• They say that kissing is a language of love. So, how about we have a conversation?
• When I look at you, you make me want to wish I wasn’t gay.
• I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.
• Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
• Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
• Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
• Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
• I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
• You must be from Jamaica. Because “Jamaican” me crazy.
• You better stop drinking now because you’re still going to drive me home.