Best Motivational Drinking Quotes Captions For Instagram

Getting inspired by motivational quotes about drinking for going out tonight’s party? Let’s check out our below collection of Motivational drinking captions that will definitely inspire you to get the party started and also get you fired up about going out tonight.

Best Motivational Drinking Quotes Captions For Instagram

  • “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
  • “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in the water there are bacteria.”
  • “I drink to make other people more interesting.”

Best Motivational Drinking Quotes 

  • “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
  • “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
  • “Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.”
  • “It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance”
  • “I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.”
  • “When I was younger I made it a rule never to take a strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast.”
  • “I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”

Top Famous Drinking Quotes

  • “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”
  • “I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
    Top Famous Drinking Quotes
  • “To alcohol! The cause of – and solution to – all of life’s problems.”
  • “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, and in the water there are bacteria.”
  • “Alcohol is a way of life, alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it.”
  • “A lady came up to me one day and said, “Sir! Your are drunk,” to which I replied, “I am drunk today, madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober, but you will still be ugly.”

Top Famous Drinking Quotes

  • “I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to food. & A woman drove me to drink, and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.”
  • “If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.”
  • “Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.”
  • “Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!”

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