Need an incredible milkshake captions to post for your next selfie caption on Instagram? Look no further! We have 20 of the most delicious milkshake quotes to choose from, from all of your favorite pictures that you take while drinking a glass of milkshake.

Good Milkshake Instagram Captions

I predict a brain freeze in my near future.

I tried looking for gold, but it didn’t pan out. So I’m sippin’ on this instead.

If you date me, know that I don’t share my milkshake.

Just a-green with me: Shamrock Shakes rock.

Just want someone cute to drink milkshakes with.

Keep calm and drink a milkshake.

If you didn’t drink from a bendy straw, did you even summer?

I’m so lucky to have you “gazes lovingly at shake.”

Irish upon a shamrock.

Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!

It’s never too cold for a frozen drink

If you date me, know that I don’t share my milkshake.

Just want someone cute to drink milkshakes with.

Clever Captions For Milkshake

French fries, cheeseburgers, milkshakes

What a great word. Milkshake. -The Perks of Being a Wallflower

When life gets tough, ‘shake it.

Happiness is a chocolate milkshake.

Don’t cry me a river, cry me a milkshake.

Sippin’ till ice cream.

Some days you win and some days you get your souls pureed and served to you in a melancholy milkshake.

Stop staring at my Shamrock (Shake).

What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake!

When life gets tough, ‘shake it.

Where have you been all of my life?

Why can’t snow days mean sipping frozen drinks?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? Because regular rocks are too heavy!

You shamrock my world.

Funny Milkshake Quotes

Sweeter than honey.

All you need is love (and milkshakes).

Goddamn, that’s a pretty f**ing good milkshake.

Here’s to unexpected adventures, deep kisses, and banana milkshakes.

When life gives you strawberries and ice cream, make milkshakes.

How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick!

Sip, sip, hooray!

Cute Milkshake Captions

Milkshakes are the gift from heaven that come in different flavors.

Keep calm and drink a milkshake.

Milkshakes make the world seem less shitty.

Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.

Some days you win and some days you get your souls pureed and served to you in a melancholy milkshake.

She believed in a one milkshake, two straws kind of love.

What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake!

I hate it when I’m making a milkshake and all the boys keep showing up in my yard.

Happiness is making milkshakes together.

My mind says model, but my heart says milkshakes and pizza.