Need a men’s suit captions to post on your mirror or for your next selfie caption on Instagram? Look no further! We have 40 of the most Stylish suit quotes to choose from. These collections of suit captions will help you to wear your attitude on your sleeve.
Best Men’s Suit Captions
- If you don’t own a suit, the suits end up owning you.
- Never mess with a guy in a suit.
- Wearing jeans has never been my strong suit.
- Never trust a man who buys his suits online.
- It takes money to look this rich. Unless it’s a rental.
- Everyone looks good in a suit. Even losers.
- It is totally impossible to be badly-dressed in a suit.
- Suits are not boring. They’re tasteful.
- It takes practice to wear a suit.
- When in doubt, wear a suit.
- A suit is the uniform of success. And elegance.
- Whatever the guy in a suit is doing, others will follow suit.
- Keep calm and come to the dark side.
- Making people jealous — one suit at a time.
- Today I look important. At least my suit does!
- The suit makes you look serious. Seriously successful.
- Suits. Not everybody can carry them.
- Jeans do not “suit” my tasteful approach.
Job-Related Men’s Quotes About Suits
- For me, growing up has always meant getting a real job that could allow me to wear a suit!
- Wearing a suit will increase your chances of getting a job by 83%. True story.
- A clean haircut, tie, three-piece, and a load-full of confidence — now I’m ready for my briefcase-and-power-suit career.
- Wear a suit. Work hard. This may seem like a burden to some, but to others, a dignified lifestyle.
- For many men, for many years, suits were just a uniform. Now the’re a choice. A choice to be well-dressed.
- A suit isn’t just something men wear to work. It’s kind of a lifestyle that a powerful man leads, it’s a statement of class. And success.
- Clothes don’t make a man, but clothes have got many a man a good job.
- The suit doesn’t make you a CEO. But it sure does help you look like one.
Attitude Quotes About Suits for Men
- You know, wearing anything other than a suit has never been a strong suit of mine.
- For guys like me, a suit washes away your sins. It’s like a mortality car wash.
- There’s no other attire that changes how people see you than a formal suit. It transforms you into someone confident, successful, dignified.
- Suits have personalities, too. What will suit one may not suit another.
- The perfectly spun fabric, a precise fit, a strong silhouette — a great suit is pure poetry.
- No one in the room is ever quite as handsome as a guy a dark suit.
- Some people think a suit is the epitome of luxury. I just think it’s the only attire that makes sense.
- Suits are not just a part of my wardrobe. They’re a part of my personality.
- Wearing a suit truly makes you feel that you can do anything.
- In some places, suits make a man blend in. In others, they make him stand out. Either way, they never make him unstylish.
- In this world, there are two kinds of people — those who wear suits, and those who don’t.
- Those who think they’re well-dressed in anything but a suit are kidding themselves!
Funny Suit Captions For Men
- Men who wear suits don’t make yo’ mama jokes.
- I put on a suit and suddenly, I feel like a guy on a magazine cover!
- Any other garment: Good physique is important.
Suits: Not that much.
- Fit- check. Fabric- check. Color- check. Price- check. Now all I need is an opportunity to wear this suit.
- Forget the sweatsuits and bring on the real suits. That’s what swagger is all about!
- You wanna feel like a gangsta? First, get a good suit.
- Whatever you do in life, it’s not legendary unless you’re doing it in a suit. Barney Stinson said this. True story.
- James Bond is the alternate reality every man in a suit wants to be in.
- Wearing a four-hundred-dollar suit with a million-dollar smile for your priceless “like” on this selfie!