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“FBI: Drop your weapon!
Maria Hill: Three minutes and 20 seconds. Really? If you were my agents, it wouldn’t be for long.”
“There’s a reality-warping Cosmic Cube with the mind of a four-year-old girl running around with super criminals and an unstable assassin!”
“I’m the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.. Lying to the entire world is in the job description. Right next to “some overtime required,” which I would like to point out is a severe understatement.”
“Maria Hill: Where are the ladies, gentlemen?
Tony Stark: Ms. Potts has a company to run.
Thor: Yes, I’m not even sure what country Jane’s in. Her work on the Convergence has made her the world’s foremost astronomer.
Tony Stark: And the company that Pepper runs is the largest tech conglomerate on Earth. It’s pretty exciting.
Thor: There’s even talk of Jane getting a Nobel Prize.
Maria Hill: Yeah, they must be busy, because they would hate missing you guys get together. (pretends to sneeze while saying the word): Testosterone! Oh, my goodness. Excuse me.
Thor: But Jane’s better.”
“This is S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Maria Hill! All hands — Code Cyclone 99. Abandon the building immediately. I repeat, all hands, evacuate the Triskelion immediately!”
“I had an interesting interaction with an old friend of yours.”
“If we know what’s coming next… we have a duty to stop it.”
“Tony Stark: Raise the mizzenmast. Jib the topsails. That man is playing Galaga. He thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did. (covers one of his eyes) How does Fury even see these?
Maria Hill: He turns.
Tony Stark: Sounds exhausting.”
“You’re saying — whatever this is that you think you have — it could bring down Steve Rogers –”
“Maria Hill: Lab’s all set up, boss.
Tony Stark: Actually, he’s the boss. I just pay for everything and design everything and make everyone look cooler.”
“The last thing our lead agent mentioned before we lost communication was a smell.”
“Steve Rogers: The two Enhanced?
Maria Hill: Wanda and Pietro Maximoff. Twins. Orphaned at 10 when a shell collapsed their apartment building. Sokovia’s had a rough history. It’s nowhere special, but it’s on the way to everywhere special.
Steve Rogers: Their abilities?
Maria Hill: He’s got increased metabolism and improved thermal homeostasis. Her thing is neuroelectric interfacing, telekinesis, mental manipulation. (Steve is confused) He’s fast and she’s weird.”
“I have to tell you, from the sound of her, I find myself pretty scared of Momma.”
“Oh, God. I want a complete media blackout on this. If even one blogger reports this from his mother’s basement, I’ll transfer whoever talked to Antarctica to guard penguins. Understood?”
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