Best Knock Knock Pick Up Lines

by Tokyo Chan

You’ll need some awesome knock knock pick up lines, then you have come to the right place. Here are the list of some of the best, funny, hilarious knock knock pick up lines. Enjoy..!

Best Knock Knock Pick Up Lines

  • Knock Knock Who’s there? Pauline! Pauline Who? I think I’m Pauline in love with you.
  • Knock Knock. Who’s there? Butch, Jimmy and Joe. Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.
  • Knock Knock Who’s there ! Honeydew! Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
  • Knock Knock Who’s there? I love you! I love you who? Don’t ask who, because it’s you.
  • Knock Knock Who’s there? Juno! Juno who? Juno I love you right?
  • Knock Knock Who’s there? Honey bee! Honey bee who? Honey bee a doll and give me dem digits.
  • Knock Knock Who’s there? Aldo! Aldo who? Aldo anything for you!
  • Knock Knock Who’s there? Cynthia! Cynthia who? Cynthia you been away, I missed you.
  • Knock Knock Who’s there? De Niro! De Niro who? De Niro I am to you, the more beautiful you get.
  • Knock Knock Who’s there? Egg! Egg who? Eggcited to meet you.
  • Knock Knock Who’s there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you stunning.
  • Knock Knock Who’s there? Israel! Israel who? Do you wanna little Jewish in you, cause this d!©k Israel.
  • Knock Knock Who’s there? Anime! Anime who? Are you from Japan? Cause you got anime-zing body.
  • Knock Knock Who’s there? Baghdad! Baghdad who? Are you from Iraq? Cos I’d love to see you Baghdad @ss up
  • Knock Knock Who’s there? Dubai! Dubai who? I know your Muslim, but would you allow me Dubai you a drink?
  • Knock Knock Who’s there? Candice! Candice Who? Candice be love I’m feeling right now?
  • Knock Knock Who’s there? Al! Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
  • Knock Knock Who’s there? India! India who? What’s it gonna take to get India pants.

Funny Knock Knock Pick Up Lines

  • Knock knock!Who’s there?When where.

    When where who?

    Tonight, my place, me and you.

  • Knock knock!Who’s there?Al.

    Al who?

    Al give you a kiss if you open the door.

  • Knock knock!Who’s there?Ivan.

    Ivan who?

    Ivan to do something naughty with you.

  • Knock knock!Who’s there?Howie.

    Howie who?

    Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?

  • Knock knock!Who’s there?Amanda.

    Amanda who?

    Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.

  • Knock knock!Who’s there?Needle.

    Needle who?

    Needle little love right now.

  • Knock knock!Who’s there?Ike.

    Ike who?

    Ike can rock your world, baby.

  • Knock knock!Who’s there?Bill Cosby.

    Bill Cosby who?

    Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re asleep.

  • Knock knock!Who’s there?Ima.

    Ima who?

    Ima horny, let’s screw.

  • Knock knock!Who’s there?Dewey.

    Dewey who?

    Dewey have to use a condom?

  • Knock knock!Who’s there?Honeydew.

    Honeydew who?

    Honeydew know who fine you’re looking?

  • Knock knock!Who’s there?Justin.

    Justin who?

    Justin time to give you a kiss.

  • Knock knock!Who’s there?Candice.

    Candice who?

    Candice be love that I’m feeling?

  • Knock knock!Who’s there?Baby owl.

    Baby owl who?

    Baby owl see you later at my place.

  • Knock knock!Who’s there?Aldo.

    Aldo who?

    Aldo anything for you.

  • Knock knock!Who’s there?Butch.

    Butch who?

    Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.

  • Knock knock!Who’s there?Tex.

    Tex who?

    Tex two to tango.

  • Knock knock!Who’s there?Juno.

    Juno who?

    Juno I love you, don’t you?

  • Knock knock!Who’s there?Jamaican.

    Jamaican who?

    Jamaican me horny.

  • Knock knock!Who’s there?Mirra.

    Mirra who?

    Mirra mirra on the wall, you’re the fairest of them all.

  • Knock knock Who’s there Love! Love who? Love this dick.
  • Knock knock Who’s there Needle! Needle who? Needle a little love right now.

About Tokyo Chan

Tokyo Chan is a creative writer who enjoys writing captions for Instagram and inspiration quotes. She received her bachelor of art degree in English from San Jose State University, California. Tokyo aspires to be a published author and motivational speaker. She loves spending time with her family and friends, traveling, and exploring new cultures.

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