51 Best Insulting Pick Up Lines

by Andreas Ramos

Best Insulting Pick Up Lines

  • Hey baby, I like that dress, but I’d like it better if it were on a prettier girl.
  • I’m sorry, but I just had to come over here and tell you that you have the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen on a wookiee.
  • Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because your pants are big enough to fit one.
  • I’m sorry, but have we met before? Are you Gary Busey?
  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven… and landed on your face?
  • I think I’ve fallen in puppy love. Oh, I thought you were a dog, nevermind.
  • Are you Jamaican? Cuz Jamaican me vomit!
  • I feel drawn to you. It must be your incredible mass that creates such gravitational pull.
Best Insulting Pick Up Lines
Best Insulting Pick Up Lines
  • You’re just how I like my coffee – bitter and diarrhea inducing.
  • You are so sweet, it made your teeth rot.
  • Your daddy must’ve been a thief, cuz he stole your beauty and gave it to that girl over there.
  • Your daddy must’ve been a baker, cuz you’ve got some hot buns! Also, you smell like yeast.
  • Your daddy must’ve been a pirate, cuz he had some great booty. Too bad you’re a hideous sea monster.
  • Wanna sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up? Like my bile?
  • (Grab her ass) Sorry, is this seat taken? Oh, sorry, I thought you were a hovercraft!
  • Were you in the Boy Scouts? Because you tied my heart in a knot. Also, you look like a boy.
  • There’s something wrong with my cell phone… it doesn’t have your number in it. No wait, here it is – 1-900-DIRTY-WHORE.
  • What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
  • If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
  • Fuck me if I’m wrong, but aren’t you extremely fugly?

Rude and Insulting Pick Up Lines

  • Are you garbage? Because I want to take you out.
  • The more I drink, the more beautiful you become. Cheers!
  • Do you like sausages? Because you’re the wurst!
  • Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
  • I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
  • Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 149.6 million kilometers away from me.
  • I want to tickle your belly button. From the inside, of course.
  • Get on your knees and smile like a doughnut!
  • You may not be Jesus, but I’d still nail the heck out of you.
  • My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
  • There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.
  • How do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?
  • Are you a mirror? Because I die a little inside whenever I look at you.
  • I think I saw you on TV. Oh yeah, it was on animal planet.
  • How are you not cold? You’ve been naked in my mind this whole time.
  • Are you a shrimp? Because I don’t need your head. All I want is your body.
  • You’re so fine that I wouldn’t care if you were dead or alive!
  • Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
  • Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight.
Rude and Insulting Pick Up Lines
Rude and Insulting Pick Up Lines
  • If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? It must have, considering that you clearly landed on your face.
  • You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
  • Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
  • Are you a tumor? Because you grow on me fast. I want to take you out now or die trying.
  • Let’s play the Pinocchio game. You sit on my face, and I’ll tell you a lie.
  • Are you constipated? Because you are so full of sh*t!
  • Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
  • Come with me if you want to live!
  • Did you fall from Heaven? Because your face is messed up.
  • I hope your knees aren’t dirty because I just cleaned my floor.
  • You look like a hobo. You can live in my heart if you want.

About Andreas Ramos

Andreas Ramos is a social media enthusiast who loves writing captions for Instagram. He enjoys spending time with his family and friends, and traveling to new places. Andreas is also a fitness enthusiast, and likes to stay active by practicing yoga and going for walks.

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