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  • “Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx
  • “My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.” – Elayne Boosler
  • “No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.” – Christopher Morley
  • “Dog is God spelled backward.” – Duane Chapman
  • “Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.” – Franklin P. Jones
  • “A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.” – Robert Benchley
  • “When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.” – Edward Abbey
  • “Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.” – Moby
  • “You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.” – Harry S Truman
  • “The dog is the god of frolic.” – Henry Ward Beecher
  • “Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.” – Franklin P. Jones
  • “What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job.” – George Carlin
  • “I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.” – Jarod Kintz
  • “If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.” – Roger A. Caras
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  • “All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.” – Charles M Schulz
  • “I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross, and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.” – Mark Haddon
  • “I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.” – John Steinbeck
  • “They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.” – Jerome K. Jerome
  • “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.” – Josh Billings
  • “Animals have come to mean so much in our lives. We live in a fragmented and disconnected culture. Politics are ugly, religion is struggling, technology is stressful, and the economy is unfortunate. What’s one thing that we have in our lives that we can depend on? A dog or a cat loving us unconditionally, every day, very faithfully.” – Jon Katz
  • “No matter how you’re feeling, a little dog gonna love you.” – Waka Flocka Flame
  • “There’s a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.” – Dick Dale
  • “When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.” – Eckhart Tolle
  • “The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.” – Samuel Butler
  • “Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time.” – H. G. Bissinger
  • “My main characters are the most sunny, happy, optimistic, loving creatures on the face of the Earth. I couldn’t be happier that’s where I start. I can put as many flawed people in the dog’s world as I like, but the dog doesn’t care. Dog doesn’t judge, dog doesn’t dislike. Dog loves. That’s not so bad.” – Bruce Cameron
  • “Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day.” – John Grogan
  • “There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog” – Konrad Lorenz
  • “If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.” – Mark Twain
  • “A dog will make eye contact. A cat will, too, but a cat’s eyes don’t even look entirely warm-blooded to me, whereas a dog’s eyes look human except less guarded. A dog will look at you as if to say, ‘What do you want me to do for you? I’ll do anything for you.’ Whether a dog can in fact, do anything for you if you don’t have sheep [I never have] is another matter. The dog is willing.” – Roy Blount Jr.
  • “Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.” – Roger A. Caras