It’s time to express and love yourself because it is your birthday especially. Posting birthday captions for yourself on your birthday can show how much you’ve grown in the past year and reminder yourself of what you’re choosing to focus on now. So, Post a beautiful and expressive caption on Instagram by referring to these Instagram birthday captions for yourself.

Best Instagram Birthday Captions For Yourself

• I want to thank everyone for my special day, come and join me as I celebrate it.
• Yes, today is my birthday, Therefore I will be treated like a Queen/King.
• Dear self, have a wonderful day and don’t forget you can now park in the handicap spaces everywhere. Happy birthday you oldie.
• Even though I’m super old now, I’m glad my taste buds are still working- so I can still enjoy my cake and eat it too! Happy birthday to me!

• Birthdays are good for me. Statistics show that the more I have the longer I live.
• It’s my Birthday so make sure you wish me a happy birthday, lol. Thank you for such a nice gesture when you greeted me for my birthday. It was better than a material gift.
• Thank you for adding to the joyful spirit of my birthday party with your presence and lovely gift.
• I’m thankful to my Creator for all that He has done in my life, most importantly for giving me the privilege to enjoy another birthday in good health and happiness.  Thank you, God. Happy birthday to me!
• As I commemorate the day I was ushered into this world, I just want to shout out loud how grateful I am for being in possession of the priceless and precious gift of life, which is without a shred of doubt the biggest birthday gift I could ever ask for. Happy birthday to me!
• Today is my birthday. And as I celebrate it, I’m thankful for the great blessing of waking up in the morning to see another day. I’m also grateful for all the good things that the good Lord has done in my life over the years, and I pray that He continues to shower my life with His precious blessings. Happy birthday to me!
• Thank you, Mom, for giving birth to this wonderful child
• Blessed to see another year
• Happy Birthday to the most amazing man ever” Write your name here”
• Don’t worry about your age, you will be older next year. Happy birthday!
• “Happy birthday to me” or “Thanks for the wishes” or “X years since the world is beholding this beauty”.
• I enjoy all year which was passed before with my friends but today I today I’m going to enjoy my birthday with my husband.
• Angels are singing, the sun is shining, today is your birthday and I am celebrating. You are my angel in heaven. I Love You.
• Not everyone is as lucky as me to be blessed with parents like you. Thank you so much for coming into my life and standing by my side. Happy Birthday to me.
• To everyone who ever wanted to spank me, now is your chance! It’s my birthday! P.S. mom, that does not include you.
• Today was the only day when I cried & my mother Smiled on it. Happy Birthday Mother’s lovely child, Happy Birthday to Me.
• Even though I have come to an age when my train-of-thought sometimes leaves without me, I’m ok with it. I mean, I have enough money now to afford riding in a Cadillac instead, so I guess some things do work out in the end. Happy birthday to me.

Cool Instagram Birthday Captions For Yourself

• When did I get so stinkin’ old?! I can only meet up with friends these days by visiting the cemetery- that’s when you know you’re old. Oh well, happy birthday to me.
• Now that I’m officially middle-aged and my brain has caught up with me, why does my body have to start running away?! It’s just not fair. I guess I know what I’m buying myself for my birthday: Botox and a gym membership. Happy birthday to me.
• Happy Birthday to the smartest person in this world, Happy Birthday to Me !!
• You understand me more than I can even understand myself. I could never thank you enough for all that you have done for me. Happy Birthday to the best friend in this whole world.
• Happy thoughts. Happy memories. Happy dreams. Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday from me to me! It’s time to party because I’m a superfly! Cheers to a brand new year full of laughter, love, and new friendships!
• To quote the fabulous Dr. Seuss: “I am what I am. That’s a great thing to be. If I say to myself, “Happy Birthday to me!” it means a great deal to me!

• Happy Birthday to someone awesome, talented, beautiful, and funny! Yes, that’s right, it’s my birthday!
• Hey guys, I finally figured out what the wonder years are all about- these days all I do is wonder where things are, like my phone, my wallet, my car. Yeah, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. Happy birthday to me. Yay.
• Dear people I know, it’s my birthday today. What I miss the most is being at the age when I thought all the sh!t I had planned would work out. Now I’m old enough to realize it won’t and it officially sucks. Happy birthday to me. P.S. Please send all sympathy cards to my Facebook timeline so I can feel better about myself.
• Well, guys, it’s official. I’m old. I was online today and had to actually scroll down to find my birth year in the scrollbar. Happy birthday to me. Yippee!
• Cheers to myself for surviving another year! May I have many more wonderful, crazy years ahead of me! Happy Birthday, Me!
• Wishing myself a Happy Birthday! My birthday has shown me that age is only a number! One of which I plan to keep a secret, for as long as I can!
• Here it is for me, on my birthday! Being the oldest person in the room really says something about me! I am not sure if it is good or bad, but it really says something about me!
• On my birthday, I honor the fact that no one will ever know my real age! Cheers, to me!
• It was a fantastic day for a birthday! Plenty of laughter and fun had by all. You truly know how to make a girl feel so special! I can hardly wait to see what adventures this year will bring!
• After living another year, I’m thankful to God that he has blessed me so much- and that I’m a real blessing to others. Happy birthday to me.
• It’s a perfect day for anyone and everyone to wish me a happy birthday. So happy birthday, love, me.
• Today I’m going to party hard like I have all the right excuses- because I do! It’s my birthday. Happy birthday to me. Look out world, this party animal has been let off the leash.
• Dear self, stay calm and know that fun is on the way… um, actually, you forgot to order the cake and invite all the people, so it may be a while. Anyway, happy birthday.
• To everyone out there having a bad day, stay calm. It’s my birthday.
• Every year I swear I’m getting more beautiful, awesome, adorable, and lovely to be around- congrats on another year and happy birthday to you. Love, me.
• If it were up to me I’d spend today binge-watching Netflix and eating crappy cake. Since today is my birthday I guess that’s exactly what I’m going to do! Happy birthday to me on the best day ever!
• To the person I cut off in the line at Starbucks today, I’m not sorry. It’s my birthday, bitch! I deserve a coffee.
• It is my birthday! At my party tonight, I will dance and drink like a twenty-one-year-old, wake up tomorrow with aches, like a sixty-year-old, then remember that I am only fifty years old!
• The date of my birth has made me realize that a person does not get to my age, without making smart decisions, and always thinking things through! It is truly, a wonder that I even made it this far! Happy Birthday to me!
• Wishing myself a Happy Birthday! On this day, I am aware of the fact that most of the people in my life, now see me as being old! It is now time to get some new friends!
• Dear friends and family, it’s my birthday! You can drop off all presents at my doorstep or just take me out to lunch. Thanks in advance for all the gifts! Happy birthday to me!
• Now that I’m officially middle-aged and my brain has caught up with me, why does my body have to start running away?! It’s just not fair. I guess I know what I’m buying myself for my birthday: Botox and a gym membership. Happy birthday to me.