If you’re a true Riverdale fan, then you know the best part about the CW show is the iconic one-liners. Here we are provided the best captions of Riverdale of your favorite characters.
“Betty: You know, it used to be Kevin and I would sneak a peek through that window hoping you were shirtless. And now you’re spying on…
“Archie: Betty, what just happened?
Betty: [Laughs] I don’t know. Something we’ve been wanting to do since high school but never got around to do.
Archie: Sounds about right.”
“Toni: Okay, I’ll help. I’ll give you some advice: watch your back, Jones. You’ve made a lot of enemies in this town.”
“Betty: That’s what Bret was going to tell us. That you and Chic were still in deep.
“Betty: My parents are crazy.
Jughead: They’re parents. They’re all crazy.” Season”
“Alice: Do you think that you can just waltz in here, with a bedbug-infested Trojan Horse, wave a blank check around and steal my daughter?”
“Jughead: Stranger things have happened, man. Like for instance, my dad shaved. Which is the equivalent of tectonic plates shifting.”
“Toni: I’m Toni Topaz. I was supposed to give you the full animatronic tour, but some robots went insane and started killing the guests, so, we’ll just wing it.”
“In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo.”
“I need girls with fire on my squad.”
“I can’t give you the answer you want.”
“If the Manolo Blahnik fits.”
“I learned that from the Nancy Drew detective handbook.”
“This is fun girl talk.”
“Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.”
“Color me impressed.”
“Sounds to me like you two are planning a hostile takeover. I am so in!”
“From now on, we’re protecting our own.”
“You wanted fire? Sorry, Cheryl Bombshell, my specialty is ice.”
“Betty and I come as a matching set. You want one, you take us both.”
“I don’t fit in. And I don’t wanna fit in.”
“I’m in the mood for chaos.”
“Whatever you decide, be confident enough in it that you don’t have to lie.”
“That’s the common misconception about fairy tales. They very rarely have a happy ending.”
“I never cry at movies. Real life’s tragic enough.”
“There’s more than one kind of home invasion. It’s not always fast and violent. Sometimes we open the door and we let the intruder in ourselves.”
“You can’t discriminate against someone because they’re better-looking than you.”
“Cheryl, you’re acting like trash, and I don’t want to get a citation.”
“Banning something only makes it more interesting.”
“One thing I learned from my father is that steady is one bad week away from broke.”
“It doesn’t matter how you win, so long as you’re the last man standing.”
“I’m Breakfast at Tiffany’s but this place is strictly In Cold Blood.”
“You may be a stock character from a 90s teen movie but I’m not.”
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