Best Homework Pick Up Lines

• Is there a science class nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between me and you?
• Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• I hear you’re good at Algebra. Can you replace my X without asking Y?
• I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
• Can I have your significant digits?

• If you were an SAT exam, you’d be a perfect 1600.
• My love for you is like pi… never-ending.
• Do you have Mr. Jacobs for the English class? [No] Me neither! We have so much in common!
• How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
• Are you a 90-degree angle? ‘Cause you are looking right!
• Your lab bench, or mine?
• High school is hell… and you’re the hottest thing here!
• Summer must be over because I can tell you’re about to Fall for me.
• If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn’t need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
• I didn’t know angels were allowed in public schools.

Funny Homework Pick Up Lines

• I don’t know how I’ll ever get to class on time when it’s so easy to get lost in your eyes.
• Didn’t you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
• Baby, you’re like a student and I’m like a math book… you solve all my problems!
• I wish I was your Calculus homework, because I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk!
• You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.

• Will you be my student loans? Because I’d like to have you around for the rest of my life.
• If you were a pencil, I wouldn’t be able to use you to take the SATs, because you’re no number 2, you’re my number 1!
• That school uniform would look even better on my bedroom floor.
• How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
• Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet.
• What’s a pretty girl like you doing in a lunchroom like this?
• I know my math, and you’ve got one significant figure.
• I need some answers to my math homework. Quick, what’s your number?
• You’re like an AP physics exam, you’ve got great curves.
• Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.