Best Holiday Pick Up Lines

• Do you like the song “Jingle Bells”? Because I’d love to go all the way.
• Gosh, it’s cold outside! Good thing you’re extremely hot.
• Hey angel, can I put you on top of my tree?
• Wanna ring in the New Year with a bang?
• Kiss me if I’m wrong, but it’s about to be 2012 right?
• Black ice isn’t the only thing I’m falling for.
• Good tidings aren’t the only things I can give to you.
• That guy may have a fast car but I have a fast sleigh.
• You can totally join in my reindeer games.
• How about you show me peace on Earth and I’ll show you good will towards men?

• Hey babe, I know how to get you off the naughty list.
• I must be a snowflake because I’m falling for you.
• I’m like a Christmas present- you’ll love waking up to me in the morning.
• The ball in Times Square doesn’t have to be the only thing that goes down tonight.
• 18. Do you have a New Year’s Resolution? Because I’m looking at mine right now.
• Those aren’t sugarplums dancing through my head, it’s all you.
• If you wake up under my tree in a box it’s because Santa knew you were the whole package.
• I guess I’m a snowman because you just made my heart melt.
• Hey, the quicker we get in bed, the quicker Santa will be here!
• The milk and cookies at my place are good for breakfast too.
• I’m no weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
• I lost my scarf, mind if I wrap you around me to stay warm?
• Can I forecast a date in the future?
• I’ve checked twice, and you are for sure going on the naughty list.
• If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Cheesy Holiday Pick Up Lines

• Let me guess: naughty?
• Excuse me, can you show me where the mistletoe is?
• Call me Snowflake, ’cause I’ve fallen for you.
• Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
• You’re my New Year’s resolution.
• Hi, Santa said that you wished for me.
• Do you celebrate Boxing Day? ‘Cause you’re the whole package.
• What do you say we make this a not-so-silent night?

• How about you show me peace on Earth and I’ll show you good will toward men?
• Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fire, but you’re way hotter.
• Are you sitting on a candle? ‘Cause your @ss is on fire!
• Some of my best toys run on batteries…
• Other than me, what do you want for Christmas?
• Call me Rudolph, ’cause you just sleighed me.
• I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
• Are you looking for a tree topper? I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
• I’m like a Christmas present – you’ll love waking up to me in the morning.

Funny Holiday Pick Up Lines

• If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen. I guess you look this good year-round.
• Can we celebrate Boxing Day together? You are a whole package.
• You should have called me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
• If you show me peace on earth, I will show you good will toward men.
• Can we have our first date in the snow? I promise I won’t be flake-y.
• You deserve better than just good tidings.
• You should work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department, because you are a pretty knotty.
• I feel we should get together before Christmas, because it will be impossible spelling love with No-el.
• If I had a picture of you, I would show Santa what I want for Christmas.
• Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.

• Will you sit on my lap if I dressed up as Santa?
• Can I slip down your chimney at night?
• Girl, you are blowing me away. Are you a blizzard?
• I want to be the other guy who sees you when you’re sleeping apart from Santa.
• What’s a nice girl like you doing on the naughty list?
• Would you want to build a snowman?
• Not celebrating Hanukkah doesn’t imply I wouldn’t enjoy a candlelight dinner with you.
• I’d give you ten bucks if you could find the warmest part of me.
• It’s a season of giving, so why not give me your number?
• It’s cold outside! Good thing you’re hot.