Check out our below list of Hilarious cheesy pick-up lines and try one of these that will definitely make you and your crush smile.

Best Hilarious Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

• Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
• Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
• Did it hurt? When did you fell from heaven?
• Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
• Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
• Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
• I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
• If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

• I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
• Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
• Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
• Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
• I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
• I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
• Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
• Can you take me to the doctor’s? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
• You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

• Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
• I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
• Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
• Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?
• They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
• For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
• Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
• I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
• I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
• Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

• Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
• Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
• Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
• I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
• Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
• There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
• Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
• Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?
• Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.