Best Hilarious Cheesy Pick Up Lines

40 Best Hilarious Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Check out our below list of Hilarious cheesy pick-up lines and try one of these that will definitely make you and your crush smile.

Best Hilarious Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
  • Did it hurt? When did you fell from heaven?
  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
  • Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Best Hilarious Cheesy Pick Up Lines

  • I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
  • Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
  • Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
  • I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
  • I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
  • Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
  • Can you take me to the doctor’s? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
  • You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  • Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
  • Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?
  • They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
  • For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
  • Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
  • Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

  • Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
  • Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
  • Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
  • Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  • There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
  • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?
  • Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.

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