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Best Halloween Status

• For Halloween I’m going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.
• Don’t be yourself! It’s Halloween!
• Last time I went “trick or treating” for Halloween, I got so high beforehand that I just stood on my own porch ringing the doorbell all night.
• Blood is really warm, it’s like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming.
• Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.
• Some folks say if you go into a Halloween store late at night, you can see the ghosts of the Blockbuster employees who used to work there.
• I don’t wait for Halloween. I’m scary all year round.
• I had an awesome idea for decorating my yard for Halloween this year, but the county morgue said they couldn’t release the bodies.
• If you think about it, Halloween isn’t really that different than any other day, everyone’s still pretending to be something they’re not.
• Bet there’ll be a lot of “ladies” waking up in the morning smelling of Vodka, face paint and regret…
  I was fired from my job as a meteorologist. Apparently it wasn’t funny to dress up as a zombie on Halloween and just repeated say “Rainsssss, Rainsssss”.
• This year for Halloween, I will be dressed up as an ear of corn, saying something witty to someone in an insulting manner. It’ll be A-MAIZE-ZING!
• On Halloween I ran out of candy and had to give the kids nicotine gum.
• Aren’t we clever, making the kids go door to door collecting candy for us?
• Happy Halloween! Be safe and have fun! Watch out for those little goblins running around tonight!
• When witches go riding and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers tis near Halloween.
• I hope your Halloween doesn’t suck like a vampire.
• Almost time to get me a bag of assorted candy. Last year I got mine from Batman. Superhero my ass. He wasn’t as tall as I expected…and he cried like a little kid.
• I think I’m going to pass out sticky notes with my best MSIB status updates to the kids for Halloween this year.
• For Halloween I am going to write “life” on a plain white t-shirt and offer lemons to strangers.
• Halloween Costume idea: A zombie in a YOLO t-shirt.
• My Halloween Milkshake brings all the boys and ghouls to the yard.
• You can get a lot of great Halloween costume ideas by watching the game show “Lets make a Deal”.
• For Halloween I’m going to dress up as Maury Povich, visit the hospital delivery room, and tell the guy he is not the father.
• I’m going as a gong for Halloween. Maybe then I will finally get a chick to bang me.
• This year for Halloween I will be passing out little 5 hour energy bottles. You’re welcome.
• I’ve given out the same candy for over 5 Halloweens now. It’s a Jolly Rancher… on a string.

Halloween Status for Friends

• I bet that guy who offers free candy out of his van HATES Halloween.
• For Halloween, I think I will go as Scooby Doo and take off people’s masks.
• This Halloween, I’ve decided to dress up as the scariest, most sadistic, angry, evil, heartless, remorseless monster I could think of. I’m going as my ex-wife.
• Every year it saddens me to see the staggering amount of toothless pumpkins and their deteriorating addiction to meth after Halloween.
• For Halloween this year I’m gonna wear an eye patch, a parrot on my shoulder and pee on all the teenagers…I’ll be Aaargh Kelly.
• Eat, drink and be scary!
• When there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.
• O little one, My little one, Come with me, Your life is done. Forget the future, forget the past. Life is over: Breathe your last.
• If this double chin doesn’t count as a Halloween costume I am screwed.
• As Halloween approaches, I like to hang out at the grocery store and give the stink eye to people who buy anything but chocolate to hand out.
• I just put the “Boo” in “Booze”! Happy Halloween MSIB Family! (Jack Wagon)
• This Halloween I’m gonna turn the lights off and pretend I’m not in. I don’t give a damn, ships. My lighthouse…my rules.
• That cold ain’t the weather. That’s death approaching.
• Hope not ever to see Heaven. I have come to lead you to the other shore; into eternal darkness; into the fire and into ice.
• Believe nothing you hear and only one half that you see.
• “What do you mean they weren’t real vampires? They all died when I rammed a stake through their hearts and beheaded them, didn’t they?” – Me, every bloody Halloween.
• I’m ashamed of this but one Halloween I handed out bouillon cubes. Ha! Joking. I’m not ashamed, it was hilarious.
• I have a great costume idea to scare people on Halloween. My birthday suit.