Need a caption? That’s where we come in. These Halloween Instagram quotes are the perfect way to share a spooky photo of your look. Your followers won’t be able to scroll by without giving you a heart.

Best Halloween Instagram Quotes

• Happy Howl-oween.
• Creature feature.
• A real witch is nothing without her ghoul friends.
• Too ghoul for school.
• Bad to the bone.
• Bugs and hisses.
• Having a boo-tiful night.
• This is where the magic happens.
• You’ve got me under your spell.
• Brrr … it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!
• Keep calm and carry a wand.
• Mischief managed.
• Ready, set, ghoul!
• Absolutely fa-boo-lous.
• What’s up, pumpkin?
• Ghouls just wanna have fun!
• This witch can be bribed with chocolate.
• No tricks, just treats!
• Keep calm and scare on.
• Something wicked this way comes.
• Cutest pumpkin in the patch.
• Eat, drink, and be scary.
• Too cute to spook.
• Boo from the crew.
• Everything’s better with a little magic.
• Witchful thinking.

Funny Halloween Quotes

• Swish swish, witch.
• What’s up, witches?
• Ghostest with the mostest.
• Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!
• Demons are a ghouls best friend.
• You look better with the mask on.
• Don’t make me get the flying monkeys.
• Had a bloody good Halloween.
• Life is gourd.
• Basic witch.
• Hey boo-tiful.
• We had a fang-tastic time!
• Have a spooktacular night
• Fangs for the memories.
• Oh! I’m so sorry – I thought that was your costume.
• Bow down, witches.
• If the broom fits, fly it.
• Shake your BOOty.
• You make me batty.
• Oh my gourd, Becky, look at her bat.
• Resting witch face.
• You better work, witch.
• Creep it real.
• Trick or treat yo’ self.
• Here for the boos.
• Witch better have my candy.
• Who run the world? Ghouls.
• I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.

Halloween Captions Inspired by Songs

• “I put a spell on you because you’re mine.”
• “It’s close to midnight, something evil’s lurking from the dark.”
• “This is Halloween, everybody make a scene.”
• “What’s in your head?”
• “I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.”
• “Who you gonna call?”
• “They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.”
• “Scary monsters, super creeps keep me running, running scared.”
• “She is like a cat in the dark. And then she is the darkness.”
• “Must be the season of the witch.”
• “I always feel like somebody’s watching me.”
• “Heads will roll … on the floor.”
• “When we all fall asleep, where do we go?”
• “Baby, I’m howlin’ for you.”
• “I’m sweet but I’m psycho”