Have you ever met a hot girl or guy at a hair salon, night shop, nail salon or spa? Would you like to pick him or her up with some annoying pickup line? You’ve come to the right place. Appreciating women based on the right haircut can help to impress them.

Best Hair Salon Pick Up Lines

• Am I too late for that whole mustache thing?
• Are you a barber? Because your haircut is terrible and I just assume you tried to do it yourself.
• Are you sure you’re not Finn’s hair? Because you are just golden!
• Beards make you hotter. This is science.

• Bushy beard; Cozy kiss.
• Can I just run my fingers through your hair?
• Comb on over baby
• Did you just have a manicure? How about if I nailed you to the wall?
• Do you come here often?
• Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color-coordinated.
• Don’t let my haircut mislead you. I’m a raging sex-machine.
• Ever heard of a happy ending? Want one?
• Great looking hands and fingernails! They will look good on my body.
• I am color blind, but I think your hair is red.
• I don’t mean to be forward but your hairstyle looks beautiful on you.
• I give a killer massage.
• I have a beard. And I am good at sex.
• I have a beard. Now, where would you like my wood?
• I have a certificate for a couple of spas that expires tomorrow. I don’t want to see it go waste. Will you go with me?
• I just love the color of your pretty hair.
• I like your hair, can I pull it from behind?
• I love your nail color. It complements your eyes/hairs/dress. I really like your beard. Can I touch it with my vagina?
• I saw your tweet about wanting a new mustang. How about a mustache ride instead?
  I sure do like the way your hair smells.
• I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
• I’m staying at the [hotel]. I heard they have a great spa service.
• If all women have flawless skin like yours, the spa will go out of business!
• If you think my haircut is well-groomed, you should check out my ass.
• Is it my hair, my nose, or my crooked smile? Or the 50 ml of animal pheromones I sprayed myself with?

Funny Hair Salon Pick Up Lines

• Is that the smell of lavender oil in your hair?
• Is this your real hair? Because I saw one just like it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was really expensive!
• So can I have ur number?
• Is your family in the pasta business? Because you got angel hair.
• Mind if I comb-over?
• My love for you is like Rapunzel’s hair, it just keeps growing and growing.
• Pardon me miss, but I couldn’t help noticing that you have beautiful hair.
• Pick up lines? You mean beard.
• Someday I will grow a mustache.
• Touches my hair. Ouch! You just put me on fire!

• Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion? Smooth as a devil.
• What is the shade of nail polish called that you are wearing that looks so good?
• What is the word “Spa”? I feel like you are starting to say a word and you are not finishing it. Are you trying to
• say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?
• Whatever you do, don’t ever cut that beautiful long hair of yours.
• When she asks for a match say, “How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?
• Who wants a mustache ride?
• Who your hairdresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work.
• With a beautiful body like yours, surely you work out. Which health spa do you work out at?
• You are a natural. You look great with any hairstyle.
• You are perfect. Even your toenails are splendid.
• You are so fine I’d bite your toenails and drink your bathwater.
• You drive me crazier than Telly the Barber.
• You have such nice eyes/hair – SO exotic.
• You have the most amazing hair in the bar!
• You must have gotten the hair flip down to a science because I’m totally head over heel.
• You smell so delicious!