Latest Gardener Pick Up Lines

40 Best Gardener Pick Up Lines

Have you met a girl or guy that you are interested in at a garden? And you want to put your interest on the person? Use these below awesome collections of Gardener pick up lines that will help you to land your good impression.

Best Gardener Pick Up Lines

  • I’d put your Tulips and My Tulips together
  • I’d love to get into your plants!
  • Wait until you see my tangerines.
  • I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden
  • I love a man with a raised bed.
  • Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Best Gardener Pick Up Lines

  • I see you’re putting some flowers down in your new garden… how about you come plant one of them on me?
  • How about you and me turnip in your bed?
  • I want to plant my Dogwood right in between your two big Hibiscus.
  • Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?
  • Will you let me water your bushes?
  • I dig you more than a shovel digs up plants…

Latest Gardener Pick Up Lines

  • Can I rake your front yard?
  • You’re so dirty.
  • Do you wanna plant some Sugar Daddy?
  • Can I trim your bushes?
  • You must be a garden, cause I’m digging you.
  • You could plant some seeds in my back garden!
  • I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.
  • I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

  • If me and you made a garden, Would you plant your tulips next to mine?
  • I like your melons, can I taste them?
  • I love the way the dirt cracks off your face when you smile.
  • How long has it been since you mowed your lawn?
  • There’s something so organic to the way you use your hands.
  • Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?
  • Girrrrl, you smell like straight up lavender. A field of flowers.
  • My tiller run so smooth.
  • Do you ever talk dirty? ‘Cause I just soiled my pants.

Dirty Gardener Pick Up Lines

  • By the way, my Roses aren’t the only things with long stems.
  • Can I interest you in some of my compost?
  • Can I trim your bushes?
  • Do you wanna plant some Sugar Daddy?
  • Don’t worry, I’m 100% organic AND locally grown.

Dirty Gardener Pick Up Lines

  • Hate to see you go, but I love to watch your leaves!
  • How about you and me turnip in your bed?
  • How big does your squash grow?
  • How long has it been since you mowed your lawn?
  • Is your name Daisy cause I wanna plant you right here?
  • Let me show you my magic garden

 

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