29 Best Furniture Pick Up Lines

by Anibal Cortes

Best Furniture Pick Up Lines

  • Are you my big toe? Because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!
  • You remind me of my pinky toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture imaginable.
  • Girl, you remind me of my toes.

    Cute, small, and will probably bang you on every piece of furniture.

  • You remind me of my little toe… because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

  • Are you a pinky toe?

    Cus I wanna bang you on all of my furniture

  • You remind me of my little toe…

    When I get you home, I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.

Best Furniture Pick Up Lines
Best Furniture Pick Up Lines
  • Girl I’m gonna pretend you’re my toe

    And bang you on every piece of furniture that I have

  • Hey girl, are you my little toe?

    Cause I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

  • You’re like my little toe.

    I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

  • I wish you were my pinky toe…

    So that I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

  • What a beautiful staging. I want to bang you on every piece of furniture.

  • Wanna go to your place and break some furniture?

  • You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Latest Furniture Pick Up Lines

  • Damn Girl! You remind me of my toes.
    Cute, small, and I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture.
  • Imma do you like my pinky toe And bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.
  • Are you my toe?  Cuz I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
  • You are like my big toe…I’m going to bang you on every piece of my furniture.
  • You remind me of my little toe…Cause I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
  • I already know you are like my pinkey toe..I’m goin to bang you on every peice of furniture in my house
Latest Furniture Pick Up Lines
Latest Furniture Pick Up Lines
  • Guurrll you like my big toe….
    I bang you on all my pieces of furniture.
  • Today I was super busy moving all the furniture out of my house

    Her: Why?
    Me: Just making sure that when you come over the only thing you can sit on is my face

  • Are you my pinky toe? Because I want to slam you into all my furniture.
  • Are You My Big Toe?  Because I want to bang you on all of my furniture
  • Damn girl are you my pinky toe?  Because I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in the house
  • Are you my pinkie?  Because I’m going to smash you against every piece of furniture
  • Hey girl, are you my big toe?  Because I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
  • Are you my pinkey toe?  Because I want to bang you on my furniture
  • Your nickname pinkie toe?  Cuz I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture.
  • Girl, you remind me of my big toe..I’d like to turn the lights off, and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!

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