It is very important to make your loved one laugh on Valentine’s Day. So, if you are creating a romantic letter for your lover, you can add a fun Valentine’s Day joke to that card. These cute and fun Valentine’s Day jokes are sweeter than chocolate and are sure to make your loved one LOL.

Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes

• “What do you write in a slug’s Valentine’s Day card?” “Be my Valen-slime!”
• “What did the paper clip say to the magnet?” “I find you very attractive.”

• “What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?” “I’m stuck on you!”
• “Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards?” “His heart wasn’t in it.”
• “Why did the sheriff lock up their valentine?” “She stole their heart.”
• “What do you call two birds in love?” “Tweethearts!”
• “How can you tell when a squirrel is in love?” “It goes nuts!”
• “I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture. But when I got home the tables were turned.”
• “I once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels. They didn’t know I existed.”
• “What did the calculator say to the pencil?” “You can count on me.”
• “How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?” “He gave her a ring!”
• “What did one oar tell the other oar?” “This is so row-mantic!”
• “What did the light bulb say to the other light bulb?” “You light my world up.”
• “How can you get arrested on Valentine’s Day?” “For stealing someone’s heart.”

Best Valentine’s Day Joke Puns

• “What did one watermelon say to the other?” “You’re one in a melon!”
• “What do you call a very small Valentine?” “A valen-tiny.”
• “What did the ghost say to his valentine?” “You look so BOOtiful.”
• “If he doesn’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.”

• “What do farmers give for Valentine’s Day?” “Lots of hugs and kisses.”
• “What do you call a Valentine’s Day gift that didn’t arrive time?” “Chocolate.”
• “What did one bee say to the other?” “I love bee-ing with you, honey!”
• “What did one volcano say to the other?” “I lava you.”
• “What did one blueberry say to the other on Valentine’s Day?” “I love you berry much.”
• “What did one cat say to the other cat on Valentine’s Day?” “You’re purr-fect for me.”
• “What did one sheep say to the other on February 14?” “I love ewe.”
• “How much candy do you hope to get this Valentine’s Day?” “A choco-LOT!”
• “What did one flame say to another on Valentine’s Day?” “We’re a perfect match.”
• “How did the whale ask the other whale on Valentine’s date?” “Whale you be mine?”
• “What do you call a ghost’s sweetheart?” “A ghoul-friend.”
• “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Olive.” “Olive who?” “Olive you!”
• “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Peas.” “Peas who?” “Peas be mine!”
• “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Butch, Jimmy, and Joe.” “Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who?” “Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and lets Joe.”
• “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Disguise.” “Disguise who?” “Disguise is your boyfriend!”
• “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Howard.” “Howard who?” “Howard, you like a big kiss?”
• “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Bea.” “Bea who?” “Bea my Valentine!