Funny Selfie Captions for Instagram

by Tokyo Chan

Our collected funny selfie captions for Instagram and selfie quotes are perfect for those pictures you know you just have to post. Let’s check them. They’re really good!

Funny Selfie Captions for Instagram

funny seflie captions
funny seflie captions
  • The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.
  • I am not feeling lazy actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing.
  • I`m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
  • I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
  • If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
  • I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
  • You laugh. I laugh. You cry. I cry. You jump off a really tall cliff. I yell, “Do a flip!”
  • Wanna know what else is bigger than my smile? My heart.
  • Vanity is the new trend!
  • New look, same mistakes.
  • Just a pic of me being an idiot.
  • Wanna see my guns?
  • I didn’t choose the thug life. The thug life chose me.
  • Good boy or bad boy? You decide.
  • Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy!
  • In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic.
  • Don’t let your eyes be blinded by my handsomeness.
  • Don’t mind me. I’m just flexing.
  • Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
  • I sparkle from the inside out.
  • Life isn’t perfect. But my hair is!
  • Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
  • I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!
  • Stress doesn’t really go with my outfit.
  • This princess needs no prince!
  • Confidence Level: Selfie with no filter.
  • Some people grow up, I glow up.
  • “Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me?” -Mulan
  • I’m too glam to give a damn.
  • Crazy hair, don’t care.
  • This is the most magical picture you’ll ever see in your life.
  • Catch a glimpse.
  • I call this the ‘hey, at least I tried’ selfie.
  • All of my imaginary friends says I need therapy.
  • I took 37 of this pic before I finally got it right.
  • This is called a ‘selfie’ because ‘narcissistic’ is too hard to spell.
  • How do I get out of this glass prison? Someone please help me!
  • I need a six-month holiday, twice a year!
  • Drunk people, children, and leggings: They don’t lie. And neither does this picture!
  • Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job.
  • A selfie a day keeps the mental breakdown away.
  • If you have eyes, look at me now!
  • If I was funny, I would have a good selfie caption.
  • Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
  • What do you think of the beautiful view?

Amazing Instagram Captions for Funny Selfie

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funny selfie status
  • Shameless self-promotion is an underappreciated art form. Let’s fix that.
  • Life is better when you’re laughing.
  • I’d rather laugh with the sinners.
  • Posting this to make everyone else feel better about themselves. You’re welcome.
  • My life’s purpose is to be a cautionary tale for others.
  • Dare to be a doughnut in a world full of plain bagels.
  • To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.
  • Coffee and confidence.
  • Showing myself at my worst, so the next time I post a selfie, you’ll all be astounded by my stunning transformation.
  • I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
  • You won’t see another selfie like this from me for another seven months
  • Laughing under the clouds.
  • Hey, don’t be sad. Just so you know, sad backwards is das—and das not good!
  • This is why we can’t have nice things.
  • I’m headed to outer space with the rest of the stars.
  • Drunk people, children, and leggings: They don’t lie. Neither does this picture.
  • How do I get out of this glass prison? Won’t someone help me? Please?!
  • No mom, I’m not serious. Please don’t call.
  • Hey don’t be sad! Because sad backwards is das—and das not good!
  • I got a haircut! It went so well I went ahead and had all my hairs cut!
  • I call this the ‘Hey, at least I tried.
  • At least it’s not a clip-on man bun.
  • Pinterest made me do it.
  • This is my road to recovery.
  • The only trip you will regret is the one you don’t take. (Okay, and that trip where you ate the sketchy seafood and couldn’t figure out how to flush the toilets in Morocco.)
  • If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine—it’s lethal.
funny selfie quotes
funny selfie quotes

About Tokyo Chan

Tokyo Chan is a creative writer who enjoys writing captions for Instagram and inspiration quotes. She received her bachelor of art degree in English from San Jose State University, California. Tokyo aspires to be a published author and motivational speaker. She loves spending time with her family and friends, traveling, and exploring new cultures.

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