• Look at these muscles.
  • Sizzling hot!
  • “Time to witness the handsome!” – Lancelot (Mobile Legends)
  • I’m a selfie lord. Bow before your king!
  • Did I make your heart skip a bit?
  • Real men don’t take selfies. Ironic, isn’t it?
  • My skin and bones have seen better days.
  • I may not have a six-pack, but I like to think of myself as sexy in my own way.
  • I know that looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.
  • 50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.
  • Wanna know what else is bigger than my smile? My heart.
  • Vanity is the new trend!
  • New look, same mistakes.
  • Just a pic of me being an idiot.
  • Wanna see my guns?
  • I didn’t choose the thug life. The thug life chose me.
  • Good boy or bad boy? You decide.
  • Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy!
  • In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic.
  • Don’t let your eyes be blinded by my handsomeness.
  • Don’t mind me. I’m just flexing.
  • Who’s a good boy? I am!
  • I woke up like this. (Because I fell asleep in this getup and makeup.)
  • This girl is on fire! No really, my muscles are burning from all the exercising I did.
  • Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
  • I sparkle from the inside out.
  • Life isn’t perfect. But my hair is!
  • Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
  • I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!
  • Stress doesn’t really go with my outfit.
  • This princess needs no prince!
  • Confidence Level: Selfie with no filter.
  • Some people grow up, I glow up.
  • “Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me?” -Mulan
  • I’m too glam to give a damn.
  • Crazy hair, don’t care.
  • This is the most magical picture you’ll ever see in your life.
  • Catch a glimpse.
  • Why be moody when you can shake yo booty?
  • I’m a selfie royalty. Now bow before your queen!
  • How much do I weigh? One hundred and sexy!
  • My dog dared me to do this selfie.
  • Today, I will be as useless as the letter ‘g’ in the word ‘lasagna’.
  • The cat made me do it, I swear!
  • I’m sexy and I know it. And now you do too.
  • Reality called, so I hung up.
  • I had fun once, it was horrible.
  • I think you are lacking vitamin ME!
  • Fresher than you.
  • I’ve got it, I’m flaunting it, and you’re liking it.
  • I call this the ‘hey, at least I tried’ selfie.
  • All of my imaginary friends says I need therapy.
  • I took 37 of this pic before I finally got it right.
  • This is called a ‘selfie’ because ‘narcissistic’ is too hard to spell.
  • How do I get out of this glass prison? Someone please help me!
  • I need a six-month holiday, twice a year!
  • Drunk people, children, and leggings: They don’t lie. And neither does this picture!
  • Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job.
  • A selfie a day keeps the mental breakdown away.
  • If you have eyes, look at me now!