Christmas is nothing without Love and Laughter. Whether you searching the funniest jokes while getting ready for your Christmas party? Then your search ends here. Our below collections of Funny Reindeer Jokes will help you to show off your puns skills. So let pick these funny jokes and share them to make your friends and family laugh.

Reindeer Jokes For Kids

• “How do you get into a reindeer’s house?” “Ring the deer-bell.”
• “What game do reindeer play at sleepovers?” “Truth-or-deer.”
• “What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?” “Go to a re-tail shop for a new one.”
• “What kind of money do reindeer use?” “Bucks!”
• “What do reindeer use to communicate?” “The antlernet.”
• “What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?” “Horn-aments.”
• What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?” “Comet.”
• “What’s a reindeer’s favorite game?” “Stable tennis.”
• “Where do reindeer like to stop for lunch?” “Deery Queen.”
• “What do reindeer say to their kids?” “I love you deerly.”

Santa Claus Reindeer Jokes

• “What does Santa call the reindeer with no eyes?” “I have no eyed deer.”
• “What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?” “Looks like rein, deer!”
• “Why doesn’t Santa use reindeer milk in his coffee?” “He’s on a non-deery diet.”
• “Which of Santa’s reindeer has cleanest antlers?” “Comet.”

Rudolph Reindeer Jokes

• “What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer?” “Rude-olph.”
• “What street in France do reindeer live on?” “Rue Dolph.”
• “Did Rudolph go to school?” “No he was ‘elf’ taught.”
• “What is Rudolph’s favorite day of the year?” “Red Nose Day.”
• “Who laughed and called Rudolph names?” “Olive, the other reindeer.”

Sleigh Reindeer Jokes

• “How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer?” “Nothing, it’s on the house!”
• “How can Santa’s sleigh fly through the air?” “You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer.”
• “How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?” “About eight bucks, nine during bad weather.”
• “What do reindeer want for Christmas?” “A Pony Sleigh Station.”
• “Who is a reindeer’s favorite celebrity?” “Beyon-sleigh.”
• “What do reindeer say before telling a joke?” “This one will sleigh you!”