Our listed funny reel quotes about work, love, friends, and family will have you saying, “So true!” because, well, they are. Take a much-needed break from your busy day to check out these best funny reel captions we found in stand-up comedy, books, plays, a celebrity Instagram as well as movies and TV shows, guaranteed to give you a quick chuckle.
Funny Reel Instagram Quotes
- If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
- I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a “cell” phone.
- There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
- Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening.
- I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.
- We tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of our lives!
- There are 16-year-olds competing at the Olympics and some of us still push on “pull” doors.
- Namast’ay in bed.
- That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.
- I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a cupcake.
- What if we told you … you can eat without posting it on Instagram?
Best Funny Reel Captions
- Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
- I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you—but I’m not going to.
- When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.
- I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
- We know the voices in our heads aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are just too good to ignore.
- We don’t know what’s tighter: Our jeans or our company culture.
- Friday … Our second-favorite F word.
- We don’t care what people think of us. Unless they’re our customers. We definitely care what customers think of us.
- Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.
- Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.
- To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
- I don’t like violence but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.
- Yesterday I really wanted tacos. Now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams.
- I’m sorry, I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.