Looking for kid’s puns? Kids are natural comedians so why not encourage them to get punny with these kid-approved quips that require little to no explanation from parents? then you are came on right place. Here is a best kid’s puns for fun and laugh you a lot.

Best Funny Puns for Kids

• What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

• How do turtles talk to each other?

By using shell phones!

• Why are teddy bears never hungry?

They are always stuffed!

• Why did the spider go to the computer?

To check his web site.

• Where do polar bears vote?

The North Poll.

• Why are playing cards like wolves?

They come in packs.

• What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

A pie-thon!

• What was the reporter doing at the ice cream shop?

Getting the scoop!

• What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.

• What do baseball players eat on?

Home plates!

• Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t chicken!

• Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

• What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room?

Odor in the court!

• How do you fix a broken tomato?

With tomato paste.

• Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

• What’s purple and 5000 miles long?

The Grape Wall of China!

• What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?

Sir Render.

• What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore!

• What is fast, loud and crunchy?

A rocket chip!

• Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

• What has ears but cannot hear?

A cornfield.

• What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

• What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
  

Frost bite!

• What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Cute Kids Puns

 

• Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

• How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?

You rocket!

• Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9

• What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

• When does a joke become a “dad” joke?

When the punchline is a parent.

• How do you make a lemon drop?

Just let it fall.

• What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don’t take me for granite!

• What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?

A wise quacker.

• Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.

• What kind of water cannot freeze?

Hot water.

• What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

• Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because he felt crummy.

• Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because her parents were in a jam.

• What did the little corn say to the mama corn?

Where is pop corn?

• What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis!

• How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

About a buck an ear.

• Where would you find an elephant?

The same place you lost her!

• How do you talk to a giant?
  Use big words!