25+ Best Funny and Cute Puns for Kid

by Tokyo Chan

Looking for kid’s puns? Kids are natural comedians so why not encourage them to get punny with these kid-approved quips that require little to no explanation from parents? then you are came on right place. Here is a best kid’s puns for fun and laugh you a lot.

Best Funny Puns for Kids

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  • What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

  • How do turtles talk to each other?

By using shell phones!

  • Why are teddy bears never hungry?

They are always stuffed!

  • Why did the spider go to the computer?

To check his web site.

  • Where do polar bears vote?

The North Poll.

  • Why are playing cards like wolves?

They come in packs.

  • What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

A pie-thon!

  • What was the reporter doing at the ice cream shop?

Getting the scoop!

  • What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.

  • What do baseball players eat on?

Home plates!

  • Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t chicken!

  • Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

  • What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room?

Odor in the court!

  • How do you fix a broken tomato?

With tomato paste.

  • Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

  • What’s purple and 5000 miles long?

The Grape Wall of China!

  • What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?

Sir Render.

  • What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore!

  • What is fast, loud and crunchy?

A rocket chip!

  • Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

  • What has ears but cannot hear?

A cornfield.

  • What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

  • What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frost bite!

  • What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Cute Kids Puns

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  • Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

  • How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?

You rocket!

  • Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9

  • What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

  • When does a joke become a “dad” joke?

When the punchline is a parent.

  • How do you make a lemon drop?

Just let it fall.

  • What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don’t take me for granite!

  • What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?

A wise quacker.

  • Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.

  • What kind of water cannot freeze?

Hot water.

  • What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

  • Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because he felt crummy.

  • Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because her parents were in a jam.

  • What did the little corn say to the mama corn?

Where is pop corn?

  • What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis!

  • How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

About a buck an ear.

  • Where would you find an elephant?

The same place you lost her!

  • How do you talk to a giant?
    Use big words!

 

 

About Tokyo Chan

Tokyo Chan is a creative writer who enjoys writing captions for Instagram and inspiration quotes. She received her bachelor of art degree in English from San Jose State University, California. Tokyo aspires to be a published author and motivational speaker. She loves spending time with her family and friends, traveling, and exploring new cultures.

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