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Best Funny Pick Up Lines

• Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
• Hey, my name’s Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
• Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
• Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
• There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
• Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
• I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
• If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
• Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
• I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
• I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
• Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

• I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
• Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
• Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
• If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
• Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
• I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
• Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
• Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
• It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
• I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
• I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.
• Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
• Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

Hilarious Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

• Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
• I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
• Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
• Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?
• They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
• For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
• Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
• I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
• I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
• Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
• Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
• Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
• Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
• I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
• Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

• There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
• Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
• Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?
• Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
• Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
• Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
• Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
• Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
• Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
• Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
• Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
• I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
• If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?