Searching for a conservation opener on tinder? Hoping to make the girl of your dreams laugh and more laugh? These funny chat up lines provide the helping hand you need.

Best Funny Chat Up Lines

• Are you French because Eiffel for you.
• Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
• Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
• Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
• You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
• Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
• Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!
• Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
• Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
• Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
• Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
• My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.
• Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
• There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
• If you were a library book, I would check you out.
• Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us
• If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
• If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
• I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
• I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
• You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
• My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
• Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
• What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
• Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
• I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
• I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
• If you were a steak you would be well done.
• I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
• Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Funny But Cute Chat Up Lines

• Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming.
• If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
• How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
• Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
• Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are… gorgeous!
• If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
• Are you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot.
• On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… And I’m the 1 you need.
• Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
• If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
• Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
• I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
• We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
• Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
• Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
• Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
• Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
• Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
• Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
• I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.
• Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.
• Do you like sales? Because if you’re looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
• I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you’re the gratest.
• If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
• Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
• My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.
• If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
• Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
• Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
• Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
• Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm.
• Do you like science because I’ve got my ion you.
• Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.