Funny Boyfriend Captions For Instagram

Nothing can make you happier than a smile on your boyfriend’s face. Do you wanna keep this smile for forever on his face? Then you must add these Funny Boyfriend Captions For Instagram. Sharing these funny Boyfriend quotes with him can make him smile to create a true bonding with each other.

Funny Boyfriend Captions For Instagram

  • If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go
  • You, sir, are really attractive. Therefore, I will stare at you.

Funny Boyfriend Captions For Instagram

  • I love my crazy, goofy, sometimes stupid boyfriend
  • I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you got two hands
  • Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we’re even.
  • I am a kind person. Just don’t push the bitch button.
  • I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.
  • You own my heart. And my ass.
  • I still fall for you every day of my life.
  • In this house, we believe in the Great Pumpkin.
  • You’re the apple of my pie.
  • I love him a latte.
  • Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
  • My interest includes putting blankets on sleeping animals just in case they’re cold.
  • Kissing burns 6.4 calories per minute. Wanna make out?
  • Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat.
  • Not to brag but I think we’re really cute together
  • There’s no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time.
  • love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.
  • Based on how I react when the toast pops out the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
  • And you sir, You’re very attractive.

Great Funny Boyfriend Captions For Instagram

  • If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
  • Your the type of boy I’d make a sandwich for.
  • Yeah, I know he’s cute. but he’s mine. touch him and I’ll kill you.

Funny Boyfriend Captions For Instagram

  • You text him, he doesn’t text back. He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.
  • Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat.
  • I came. I saw. I made it awkward.
  • I love you with every pizza my heart!
  • You’ve stolen a pizza my heart
  • I’m not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then.
  • Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they’re dealing with.
  • If she’s honest, funny, laid back, can hold her liquor, has a dirty mind and an even dirtier vocabulary, eats pizza, and lets you touch her butt… marry her yesterday.
  • I’m willing to risk the cooties if you are.
  • In case you ever foolishly forget, I am not thinking about you.
  • The tans might fade, but our summer memories will last forever.
  • The leaves might fall, but you’ll be in my heart forever.
  • Come here I need to kiss your face.
  • My heart stops when you look at me.
  • Something tells me I’m going to love him forever.
  • You have my heart so keep it safe.

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