Want to share thanksgiving quotes whatever you share your pictures with your friends? So here we are come up with the Friends Thanksgiving Captions and quotes that will help you to make your perfect snap more perfect. Let’s choose one of them and set it as the next Instagram captions.

Thanksgiving ‘Friends’ Quotes

“I’m very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.”

“Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD”.

“Oh, sweet Lord! This is what evil must taste like!”

“Look at her holding those yams. Those are our two worst enemies, Ross: Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.”

“You can’t have Thanksgiving without turkey. That’s like Fourth of July without apple pie or Friday with no two pizzas.”

“Everyone, we’re using our fancy china, and it’s very expensive, so please be careful. Just to be clear, comedy with the plates will not be well-received.”

“Don’t you put words in people’s mouths. You put turkey in people’s mouths.”

“Okay guys, I have exactly 28 minutes before I have to baste again.”

“These are my Thanksgiving pants!”

“Happy needless-turkey-murder day.”

Friends Thanksgiving Instagram Captions

“You can’t have Thanksgiving without turkey. That’s like fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas.”

“Oh, sweet Lord, this is what evil must taste like.”

“It tastes like feet!”

“Okay guys, I have exactly 28 minutes before I have to baste again.”

“The game is over? We eat now?”

“It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring.”

“Oh. And I’m also thankful for thongs.”

“Well, Judy, you did it. She’s finally full.”

“What is with everyone today? It’s Thanksgiving, not truth day!”

“Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent animals.” “No, they’re not. They’re ugly and stupid and delicious.”

Funny Friends Thanksgiving Quotes

“Don’t you put words in people’s mouths. You put turkey in people’s mouths.”

“I guess, what I’m trying to say is, I’m very thankful that all your Thanksgivings sucked.”

“It’s Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together.”

“What’s not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good!

“I’m gonna take a nap. Turkey makes me sleepy.”

“Offering people gum is not cooking.”

“We may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don’t read a lot or run very fast, but dammit we can eat!”

“What is with everyone today? It’s Thanksgiving not truth day!”

“They’ve ruined Cranberry Day!”