Best Flowers Pick Up Lines

40 Best Flowers Pick Up Lines

There is nothing sweeter than flower and flower pick up lines. Are you looking for the best flower pick up lines? Search no more. Then you have come to the right place. We have listed here awesome, cheesy, funny flower pick up lines that show you think she is best from among her girlfriends and will help to boost her confidence and will definitely give you the chance if this makes her smile.

Best Flowers Pick Up Lines

  • Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
  • Want to hear a flower joke? Why did the flower take back her cheating ex? She rose above it.
  • If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
  • If I was a flower, did you know what I would write on your Valentine card? Aloe you vera much.
  • You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
  • What should I say if I’d want a kiss from a flower like you? *Wait for reply* Plant one on me.
  • Do you want to hear a cheesy flower pick-up line? Let’s put our tulips together.
  • If you were a flower, I would pick you.

Best Flowers Pick Up Lines

  • If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
  • If we’d share a garden, we’d put our tulips together.
  • If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s no lady fairer than you in all the land.
  • Roses are red, water is colorless. Without you, my life is just the same.
  • Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
  • A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
  • I like you a lily bit more every day.
  • Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow. I’m good in bed, will you be my bedfellows?
  • Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
  • You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
  • Help, I’m trapped in your rose bush and I’m feeling all thorny. 
  • The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
  • I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.

Cheesy Flower Pick up Lines

  • [Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.] I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.
  • Are you as loud as your chickens?
  • By the way, my Roses aren’t the only things with long stems.
  • Can I interest you in some of my compost?
  • Can I strum my banjo and sing you to sleep?
  • I ever have a garden, I will put your two lips and my two lips together.
  • Roses or Daisies my love?
  • Roses have long stems, but I know something else that has a longer stem; want me to show you?
  • Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.

Cheesy Flower Pick up Lines

  • Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
  • I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
  • Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown flower stem?
  • My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
  • You smell nice, like lavender.
  • I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
  • If you held a rose up in front of a mirror, you would see two of the most beautiful things in the world.
  • You know what a bouquet really means to me? Group sex.

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