• Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
• Want to hear a flower joke? Why did the flower take back her cheating ex? She rose above it.
• If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
• If I was a flower, did you know what I would write on your Valentine card? Aloe you vera much.
• You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
• What should I say if I’d want a kiss from a flower like you? *Wait for reply* Plant one on me.
• Do you want to hear a cheesy flower pick-up line? Let’s put our tulips together.
• If you were a flower, I would pick you.

• If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
• If we’d share a garden, we’d put our tulips together.
• If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
• Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s no lady fairer than you in all the land.
• Roses are red, water is colorless. Without you, my life is just the same.
• Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
• A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
• I like you a lily bit more every day.
• Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow. I’m good in bed, will you be my bedfellows?
• Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
• You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
• Help, I’m trapped in your rose bush and I’m feeling all thorny. 
• The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
• I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.

Cheesy Flower Pick up Lines

• [Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.] I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.
• Are you as loud as your chickens?
• By the way, my Roses aren’t the only things with long stems.
• Can I interest you in some of my compost?
• Can I strum my banjo and sing you to sleep?
• I ever have a garden, I will put your two lips and my two lips together.
• Roses or Daisies my love?
• Roses have long stems, but I know something else that has a longer stem; want me to show you?
• Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.

• Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
• I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
• Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
• Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown flower stem?
• My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
• You smell nice, like lavender.
• I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
• If you held a rose up in front of a mirror, you would see two of the most beautiful things in the world.
• You know what a bouquet really means to me? Group sex.