50 Flirty Captions and Sayings for Her

by Stewart Zayn

If you want a little help to know what to text the girl in your life to make her smile or laugh out loud, you are in the right place. Here are 50 Romantic Flirting Quotes, Flirty Sayings, and Quotes for her you can text to make a girl smile.

Flirty Sayings and Quotes

  • My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined !
  • I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?
  • If I freeze, it’s not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
  • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand
  • Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe !
  • Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.
  • You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. !
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again. !
  • Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.
  • If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
  • You’re more special than relativity. !
  • A girl in a restaurant asked me “Are you single?”. I happily replied “Yes”. She took away the extra chair in front of me.
  • My name is John but you can call me tonight.
  • What do you and your shower have in common? You both get wet when I turn you on.
  • Save your breath… You’ll need it to blow up your date.
  • S.I.N.G.L.E…sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!

Romantic Flirting Quotes

  • Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
  • I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
  • You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
  • I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  • I’d like to think inside your box.
  • Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?
  • I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it …so I said “Implants?”
  • Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
  • Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
  • You must be peanut butter because you’re making my legs feel like jelly.
  • You must be a full moon, coz everytime you are around me, I turn into a beast.
  • Are your pants 50% off? Cuz they’ll be 100% off in my room.
  • I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
  • What is live? Life is love. Whats love? Love is kissing. Whats kissing? Come here and I show you.
  • I flirted with disaster last night. Now disaster won’t stop texting me.
  • I don’t think it’s rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today’s newspaper.
  • Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
  • I bet we can get into some serious Treble together.
  • Life’s a jungle let’s go to your place and f*©k like animals!
  • You smell like trash….. Can I take you out?
  • What’s your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?
  • Why did the lady wear a helmet every time she ate? She was on a crash diet!
  • A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
  • How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?
  • If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.
  • Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • Looking at you is getting my d!©k harder than Chuck Norris !
  • My favorite sexual position: The Chilean miner. That’s where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas.
  • If I followed you home, would you keep me?
  • Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
  • Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
  • My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
  • I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner.
  • You are my methods. I am nothing without you.

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