If you play with fire, you’ll end up burnt. If you play with a firefighter you’ll end up wet!
I’m on fire – you wanna stop, drop and roll with me?
I could make you scream louder than the fire siren.
I don’t have a very long hose, but I’ve got one hell of a pumper!
I’m going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
Can I hit your hydrant?
Did u know that firefighters are professional hose handlers?
It’s my job to go in when it’s extremely Hot and I never pull out until it’s dripping wet!
Don’t prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.
You know, firefighters have the longest hoses!
I’m a firefighter… I run into burning buildings to save complete strangers, imagine what I would do for you.
They call me “The Fireman”… mainly because I turn the hoes on.
The fire might be out but you are still smoking hot.
You’re hotter than a 5 alarm fire.
The hotter you get, the faster we come!
Firefighters are always in heat.
Your so hot, a firefighter couldn’t put you out.
I would climb you like a ladder.
I save babies, puppies, and kittens. And I look forward to saving you from a boring life!
The first rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing. Can I go ahead and start now?
As a fireman, I’m an expert in what’s hot.
Nice hose, does it pump?
Top Firefighter Pick Up Lines
Bet we could fit two in those bunkers.
Can I hit your hydrant?
Care to hit my hydrant?
Care to see the hosebed?
Did u know that women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
Don’t prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.
Ever been in a firefighter before?
Firefighters are always in heat.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
Get rid of your smoke detector and sleep with a firefighter.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
Firemen have the longest hoses
Get rid of your smoke detector and sleep with a firefighter.
Hey girl! Wanna slide down my pole.
Hey Girl! You know firefighter have huge hoses.
Hey handsome, do you want to play firefighters? Together, we can practice “stop, drop and roll”.
I am a firefighter, I run into burning buildings to save a complete stranger, imagine what I would do for you.
I am on fire, you wanna stop drop and roll with me?
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
I don’t have a very long hose, but i got one hell of a pumper.
I save babies, puppies, and kittens. And I look forward to saving you from a boring life!
I wanna hear you scream like the siren.
I would climb you like a ladder.
I’m a firefighter.
I’m a woman firefighter but I forgot my hose. Can I use yours?
I’m a fireman; I’m an expert in what’s hot.
I’m going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
It’s long, hard and Pumps like a bastard, but that’s just the Truck
About Andreas Ramos
Andreas Ramos is a social media enthusiast who loves writing captions for Instagram. He enjoys spending time with his family and friends, and traveling to new places. Andreas is also a fitness enthusiast, and likes to stay active by practicing yoga and going for walks.