Best Farmer Pick Up Lines

65 Best Farmer Pick Up Lines

Best Farmer Pick Up Lines

  • Your father must’ve been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
  • If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
  • I’ll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
  • I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
  • The way you moo attracts me like no other!
  • If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable!

Best Farmer Pick Up Lines

  • My name must be John Deere, because I’m totally a tractored to you.
  • Can we cuddle? ‘Cause I’m fresian!
  • Darlin’, I love your dairy air!
  • Don’t worry about the John – just call me dear.
  • Have you been eating 1080 bait because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.
  • I usually pull a rotary hoe so let me know if I’m moving too fast.
  • Have you got a licence for those guns?
  • Well shut the gate because my heart just bolted.
  • What’s a stud heifer like you doing in a commercial place like this?

Top Farmer Pick Up Lines

  •  I don’t know which horse is the favourite but my heart’s sure racing.
  • There’s room under this big hat for two.
  • I’m a stud owner. Would you like to be one too?
  • As an apiarist, I know a sweet flower when I see one.
  • Look, I can’t wheat to tell you; you make my heart sorghum.
  • Sure, I grow vegetables, not jewellery, but even I know the more carats the better.
  • I’m a grain producer but I’m sure tired of going silo.
  • I won’t tell you what I grow but I’ll give you a hint, sweetpotato.
  • I’m looking to turn my greenhouse into more of a green home, if you’ll help me.
  • Yep, I’m immunised against Q-fever but there’s no vaccination for love.

Top Farmer Pick Up Lines

  • If I’d known I’d be meeting a Miss Showgirl I would have put on my town Akubra.
  • I’m thinking of getting a new cattle brand just now- U4Me.
  • Do you know much about insecticides? Because I’ve just been bitten by the love bug.
  • We might be in drought but I’m having a flood of emotions right now.
  • As a wool classer I can tell you’re superfine.
  • I’ve also got black boots, you know, just in case a wedding comes up or something.
  • I’m all for sensible firearm laws but I’ll be blowed if I know when that Cupid is going to rein things in. He’s just shot me.
  • I’m not a climate change denier but when you walked in things just got hot.
  • Would you mind if I tested your Brix level? You seem sweeter than most.
  • Hey honey… oh, sorry. I’m a beekeeper and it’s a force of habit. I’ll buzz off now.
  • Now you know I’m a veggie grower, can I call you pumpkin?
  • As a mango grower, I’m used to seeing blushed cheeks. Not usually my own, though.
  • I didn’t know this was a stonefruit conference but I’m sure glad I found a peach like you.
  • I’m no Jackie Howe but you’ve got to admit this is shear attraction.

Pick Up Lines For Farmers

  • Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
  • I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
  • Have you ever frolicked in the fields of [name of your favorite farm]?
  • What do you do in your off season?
  • I’d love to do a vegetable wash for you.
  • Are you still looking for seasonal labor?
  • Can I offer you a slice of my pie?
  • Can I help you pitch your stand?
  • It sure is hot under this tent.
  • These plums are so soft.
  • What’s your favorite way to eat rhubarb? [Wait for answer] I’d love to make it for you.

Pick Up Lines For Farmers

  • So, how long have you been pickling these cucumbers?
  • This bushel is so dry, let’s change that.
  • I know you make artisan cheese, but what else can you do with your hands?
  • How long does it take for your bread to rise?
  • If you were a bouquet of fresh cut flowers, I would take you home.
  • Let’s get dirty.
  • Isn’t it tuber time?
  • These bags of organic spinach would make some great pillows don’t you think?
  • Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
  • It’s funny how slippery this jam is!
  • Want to melt my beeswax candles tonight?
  • I hear lavender makes underwear drawers smell nice, does it?
  • I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
  • That hand spun sweater looks big enough for two to get cozy in.

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