•  I don’t know which horse is the favourite but my heart’s sure racing.
• There’s room under this big hat for two.
• I’m a stud owner. Would you like to be one too?
• As an apiarist, I know a sweet flower when I see one.
• Look, I can’t wheat to tell you; you make my heart sorghum.
• Sure, I grow vegetables, not jewellery, but even I know the more carats the better.
• I’m a grain producer but I’m sure tired of going silo.
• I won’t tell you what I grow but I’ll give you a hint, sweetpotato.
• I’m looking to turn my greenhouse into more of a green home, if you’ll help me.
• Yep, I’m immunised against Q-fever but there’s no vaccination for love.

• If I’d known I’d be meeting a Miss Showgirl I would have put on my town Akubra.
• I’m thinking of getting a new cattle brand just now- U4Me.
• Do you know much about insecticides? Because I’ve just been bitten by the love bug.
• We might be in drought but I’m having a flood of emotions right now.
• As a wool classer I can tell you’re superfine.
• I’ve also got black boots, you know, just in case a wedding comes up or something.
• I’m all for sensible firearm laws but I’ll be blowed if I know when that Cupid is going to rein things in. He’s just shot me.
• I’m not a climate change denier but when you walked in things just got hot.
• Would you mind if I tested your Brix level? You seem sweeter than most.
• Hey honey… oh, sorry. I’m a beekeeper and it’s a force of habit. I’ll buzz off now.
• Now you know I’m a veggie grower, can I call you pumpkin?
• As a mango grower, I’m used to seeing blushed cheeks. Not usually my own, though.
• I didn’t know this was a stonefruit conference but I’m sure glad I found a peach like you.
• I’m no Jackie Howe but you’ve got to admit this is shear attraction.

Pick Up Lines For Farmers

• Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
• I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
• Have you ever frolicked in the fields of [name of your favorite farm]?
• What do you do in your off season?
• I’d love to do a vegetable wash for you.
• Are you still looking for seasonal labor?
• Can I offer you a slice of my pie?
• Can I help you pitch your stand?
• It sure is hot under this tent.
• These plums are so soft.
• What’s your favorite way to eat rhubarb? [Wait for answer] I’d love to make it for you.

• So, how long have you been pickling these cucumbers?
• This bushel is so dry, let’s change that.
• I know you make artisan cheese, but what else can you do with your hands?
• How long does it take for your bread to rise?
• If you were a bouquet of fresh cut flowers, I would take you home.
• Let’s get dirty.
• Isn’t it tuber time?
• These bags of organic spinach would make some great pillows don’t you think?
• Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
• It’s funny how slippery this jam is!
• Want to melt my beeswax candles tonight?
• I hear lavender makes underwear drawers smell nice, does it?
• I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
• That hand spun sweater looks big enough for two to get cozy in.