Easter is a happy holiday in which Easter is celebrated with rabbits, Easter eggs, and chocolate things. We’ve put together a list of the best Easter Holiday-themed pick-up lines for your use. These pick up lines can be funny, clean, and sometimes a little dirty. Happy Easter and I hope you can choose the boy or girl of your dreams. Use our pick-up line related to Chessy and Corny Easter.

Best Easter Pick Up Lines

• Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
• Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
• Can I buy you an Easter Egg or do you just want the money?
• Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
• Come back to my place – I’ll give you a Peeps show.
• Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.
• Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin’.

• Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
• Easter! I hardly even knew her.
• Even the Chocolate factory doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
• Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?
• Ever get it on with a rodent?
• Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass?
• Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
• Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
• Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 50 babies a year, how many do you think we can make in an hour?
• Hey, do you want to go on an Easter egg hunt? I’m sure you’ll find something surprising in my pants.
• Hey. Do you know the phrase ‘screwing like rabbits’? I think you and I can do better, want to try.
• Hi, I’m the Easter Bunny and I don’t care if you are naughty or nice!
• How about I get you an Easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want chocolate or fertilized?
• How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m Easter Bunny!
• I came here looking for a little tail.
• I contributed some fur to Letterman’s hairpiece
• I could never Passover you.
• I don’t normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
• I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
• I just had to come to talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
• I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
• I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips
• I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
• I normally don’t put all my eggs in one basket, but I’d love to be your honey bunny.
• I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
• I’ll show you where Easter eggs come from – you may be surprised!
• I’m being managed by Don King again
• I’m in the mood to multiply.

Funny easter Pick Up Lines

• I’m just like an Easter bunny – sweet, but hollow on the inside.
• I’m on a hunt – for your number.
• I’ll be honest with you. I’m like an Easter Bunny, delicious but hollow inside.
• I’ll show you where Easter eggs come from — you may be surprised!
• I’m in the mood to multiply, baby!
• I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m The Easter Bunny!
• If you come back to my place, I’ll give you a ‘peeps’ show.
• Inheriting eighty million chocolate eggs doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

• It’s Easter – Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work!
• Let me hide my Easter eggs in you!
• Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.
• I without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
• My ears are not the only things that are long!
• My foot isn’t the only part of me that’s lucky!
• My love for you is like hot chocolate, I just can’t hold on to it.
• My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
• Nice to meet you, I’m Bunny. Easter Bunny and you are…gorgeous!
• Ouch! My big teeth hurt! [Why?] Because you are so sweet!
• Since I’m all about chocolate, how ’bout a little sugar?
• There is a good reason why there are so many rabbits, baby!
• There’s an Easter parade in my pants… wanna go?
• Wanna Multiply?
• Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
• What do potatoes and I have in common? We both have eyes for you and we both want to hit the sack!
• You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
• You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
• You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
• You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last.
• You look cold. Want to use me as a fur jacket?
• You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
• You must be a Snickers because you satisfy me.
• You put the cream in my eggs.
• You’re not Jewish, are you?
• You’re not just some bunny… you’re my bunny.
• You’re a good egg.