Earth Day is a day to raise awareness about climate change and to take care of our environment. Looking for great earth pick up lines for earth day? Use these Top green earth pick up lines that we have collected for every earth loving girl and guy. These funny, cheesy, and eco-friendly earth pick up lines will definitely help you to impress and get the other man or women’s interest on earth day or any other day.
Excuse me while I climate turn into something more comfortable…
Fair Trade Coffee, Organic Tea or Me
Hey sexy, I hear climate change is going to get really bad, you are gonna need a lover that knows the bush and can hunt.
Hey, let’s come up with compost, not love. As well as war.
How many dormant volcanoes do you have? Because I bet I could activate all of them.
I’m against animal cruelty, so don’t hurt my monkey, please stroke it gently
Wanna take a shower with me to conserve water?
When I see you, sea levels aren’t the only thing rising…
Your so hot you must’ve started all of global warming
Turning off your Engine gets my motor humming
I don’t drive a car, but I’d love to walk you home!
Turning off the Lights is one of my Turn On’s
I bet your Dad is an Environmentalist because you are so eco-friendly
You eyes are as bright as energy-saving halogen light bulbs, would you light up my life?
Top Earth Day Pick Up Lines
Have you been protesting? Cause all that angst & hate really turns me on!
That Phish tee shirt would look great on the floor of my tent.
I got you a recycled engagement ring to save our planet”s finite resources.
I want to exploit you like an oil company.
Like the moon, my thoughts revolve around you.
Sex while wear in a condom is the most environmentally friendly thing you can do.
In honor of Earth Day, I’ll rock your world.
Let’s head to the park so I can plant my tree.
I usually pick up trash, but today I want to pick up you.
Let’s treat your pants like the polar ice caps and make them disappear.
Let’s treat your pants like the polar ice caps and make them disappear.
Wanna watch Leonardo DiCaprio movies and chill?
Are you a fossil fuel? Because you’re making my temperature rise.
Ever seen a Giant Redwood?
Did it hurt when you fell through the ozone layer?
Let’s go back to my place and contribute to global warming.
Pretend my hands are a recycling bin and stick your cans in them.
Smog really brings out the green in your eyes.
Latest Earth Day Pick Up Lines
Every day is Earth Day for me baby.
Do you know where i can find a Hoe so i can plant my tool?
Oh excuse to brush against you with my shirt hemp , or am I?
In your eyes I see oceans, and one large floating trash pile.
Let’s make this spring a little less silent.
Without you, there’s a hole in the ozone layer of my heart!
If you believe in “wind power”, this might require you getting your knees dirty.
Are you a South American region experiencing the El Nino climatic phenomenon, or are you always this hot?
Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?
Reuse. Seduce. Recycle.
Well, Earth is okay, but I think we should have a day to honor Uranus.
Did you know cuddling reduces pollution by 25%?
I am to love what Detroit is to capitalism, baby.
It is warm in here? Cuz you make me hotter than taxpayer-subsidized solar panels.
If you can plant a tree, will you dig me?
I recycle everything, even my pick-up lines. So, let’s make like a tree and leave.
Save the earth. Hug me.
That chalupa really gave me greenhouse gas.
I’m experiencing a surge in global warming. In my pants.
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