Need the best captions for your next craziest drinking post on Instagram? Then you have come to the right place. We have compiled here the most famous drinking quotes for your entertainment. Check out one of these topmost drinking quotes and choose the best one for you.

Best Drinking Quotes Captions For Instagram

• “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.”
• “I drink to make other people more interesting.”
• “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”

• “After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.”
• “I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.”
• “A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.”
• “Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.”
• “The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.”
• “There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”
• “Wine is sunlight, held together by water.”

Funny Drinking Quotes

• “The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.”
• “How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.”
• “In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.”

• “24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.”
• “Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”
• “Alcohol removes inhibitions – like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: “Now bring on that damn cat!”
• “Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.”
• “When we drink we get drunk. When we get drunk we fall asleep. When we fall asleep we commit no sin. When we commit no sin we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!”
• “What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?”
• “To some it’s a six-pack. To me it’s a Support Group.”

Top Drinking Quotes

•  “In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.”
• “They say as soon as you have to cut down on your drinking, you have a drinking problem.”
• “Independence is a heady draught, and if you drink it in your youth, it can have the same effect on the brain as young wine does. It does not matter that its taste is not always appealing. It is addictive and with each drink, you want more.”

• “Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.”
• “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.”
• “I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine.”
• “I work until beer o’clock.”
• “Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky and a dog to eat the rare steak.”
• “Here’s to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life.”
• “That’s what I do. I drink and I know things.”