Best 42 Drinking Pick Up Lines

Have you seen a girl or guy you like and are they drunk? Use this alcoholic or the drink relevant pick-up lines to start a conversation. These are great for fun and flirty alcohol-related pick-up line setups. These drinks and alcohol pick up lines can really work for you and get that girl or the boy of your dreams.

Best Drinking Pick Up Lines

  • Am I drunk or are you really that beautiful?
  • And I thought the beer was good here…
  • Are you a frozen margarita? Because you just made my brain stop working.
  • Are you going to finish that? (pointing at her/his drink)
  • Baby, you’re the hot ass in my shot glass.
  • Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?
  • Did you slip some Fire-whiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?

Best Drinking Pick Up Lines

  • Did you steal my beer? That one looks just like the one I was drinking.
  • Do you like blow jobs or sex on the beach? I’m talking cocktails of course. Do you want a drink? Yes? Me too, please give me a double whiskey, 5 shots of tequila, and a large beer.
  • Do you want to have a drink and have sex with me? No? What about just sex?
  • Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of (drink), and it turns out my friend can’t make it after all. I’d hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?
  • Excuse me. I am not sure if you’re aware but I’m extremely attractive.
  • Excuse me. My friend here and I are debating about which of these (drinks) is better. What do you think?
  • For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
  • Have you tried the (drink) here? It’s terrific!
  • Here’s $20. Drink until I’m good looking and then come talk to me.
  • Hey! You owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked by.
  • Hi there, are you drinking a beer? Would you like to join me in a game of pool?
  • Hi there, are you drinking a glass of wine? I love to travel how about you?
  • Hi there, are you drinking a mixed drink? Mind if I join you.
  • Hi there, is that tequila shot? Let’s take the party back to my room.

Funny Drinking Pick Up Lines

  • I can’t believe they don’t serve Everclear in this place!
  • I see you’ve got some tequila. Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?
  • I think all the bottles in this bar must be jealous, cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing in this place.
  • I want to slam dunk your face with my face.
  • I’m fine with being just friends, as long as I can seduce you when we’re drunk.
  • I’m letting girls take body shots off my amazing torso for $5. How many can I count you in for?
  • I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
  • I’m not Irish, but I play drunk very well!
  • I’m wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn’t have to be.

Best Drinking Pick Up Lines

  • I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.
  • In medieval times my beer belly would be a sign of prosperity and attractiveness, what do you think?
  • Let’s get drunk and tell each other everything we’re too afraid to say sober.
  • Look I’m just trying to drink here, but you’re very distracting.
    Mind if I get drunk with you?
  • Most men/women are intimidated by me. It’s okay, you don’t have to be scared to buy me a drink.
  • Sure I could buy you a drink, but I’d be jealous of the glass.
  • This isn’t a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for my love machine.
  • What do you say I buy the booze and you show me how to shake it.
  • What do you say we get out of here? I bet you’re way better to wake up next to than a hangover.
  • When you’re done with that beer shall we play spin the bottle?
  • Would you like to come back to my place and watch Netflix while drinking cheap wine and eating Chipotle?
  • You’re not drunk until you make out with me.

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