80+ Dog Puns and Jokes

by Stewart Zayn

Looking for dog puns? If yes then you’ve come to the right place. We’ve got the best dog puns and jokes! Here are the cute, funny, and clever dog puns and quotes. Below are over 50 dog puns that will have you laughing out loud. Keep scrolling below.

Cute Dog Puns

Cute Dog Puns
Cute Dog Puns
  • Anything is paw-sible when you have a dog.
  • Today has been ruff.
  • The Dalmatian hid from people because he didn’t want to be spotted.
  • Where do dogs go after their tails fall off? The re-tail store.
  • My dog’s not fat. He’s just a little husky.
  • I nearly kicked my dog out. But we renegotiated the terms of his leash.
  • He’s not a bad dog. He’s just a little ruff around the edges.’
  • The dog is so popular that the pup-arazzi took its photo.
  • You won’t find what you need here. You’re barking up the wrong tree.
  • I’ve got the paw-er! (power)
  • Paw-don (pardon) me if I’m being rude
  • This is a-paw-ling (appalling!)
  • I’m so paw-ssionate about dogs!
  • Please be paw-lite
  • Love long and paws-prer
  • Bark Obama
  • My dog’s favorite band is The Beagles.
  • My dog never stands up for herself. She just rolls over.
  • I am fur-ever yours
  • I’m so fur-tunate to have you in my life
  • This place seems so fur-miliar
  • Please fur-give me
  • It’s the leash I can do
  • You need a new leash on life
  • Be-leash me, I know

Funny Dog Puns

Funny Dog Puns and Quotes
Funny Dog Puns and Quotes
  • Howl you doin
  • Howl I ever live without you?
  • Happy Howlidays
  • Happy Howl-o-ween
  • Feliz Navi-dog
  • Dog-gone it
  • Trust me, I’m a dog-tor
  • I’m one classy mother pupper
  • My dog is cold, we call him a pup-sicile
  • My dog likes to eat pup-corn at movies
  • He’s the most pup-ular dog at the park
  • The pup-arazzi just love to take pictures of him
  • He loves pup-eroni pizza
  • For breakfast, my dog loves a beagle and schmear.
  • Don’t stop retrieving
  • When a problem comes along, you must Whippet.
  • He’s not fat. He’s just a little husky.
  • Quit hounding me
  • Just need a cup of earl greyhound tea every day
  • You’re such a mal-tease
  • Dachshund through the snow
  • Pardon my French
  • Let’s raise the woof
  • The dog has been going through a rough pooch lately.
  • Living the Pug Life
  • People who hate dogs are re-pug-nant
  • Just pug-get about it
  • I puggin love you
  • Let’s get shih-faced
  • I shih tzu not
  • Hey Corgeous!
  • You have the corg-key to my heart
  • Shh, I’m in-corg-nito
  • Oh, paw-lease
  • Let’s give the dogs a big round of ap-paws.
  • Where’s the paw-ty at?
  • Here’s your perfect op-paw-tunity
  • We’re moving too fast, we need to put things on paws

Clever Dog Puns

Best Clever Puns
Best Clever Puns
  • See you on the bark side
  • Remember to put the car in bark
  • You’re barking up the wrong tree
  • I like big mutts and I cannot lie
  • You’re the ulti-mutt dog mom
  • I’m mutts about you
  • Oh, paw-lease
  • Let’s give the dogs a big round of ap-paws.
  • Where’s the paw-ty at?
  • Here’s your perfect op-paw-tunity
  • We’re moving too fast, we need to put things on paws (pause)
  • Remain paws-itive
  • I’ve got the paw-er! (power)
  • Paw-don (pardon) me if I’m being rude
    This is a-paw-ling (appalling!)
  • I’m so paw-ssionate about dogs!
  • Please be paw-lite
  • Love long and paws-prer
  • Nothing mutt-ers as much as you
  • I ruff you very much
  • Pardon the inter-ruff-tion
  • Did you have a ruff day?
  • He’s a little ruff around the edges
  • Those puppies sure love ruff-housing
  • Happy Anni-fur-sary
  • Thanks fur everything
  • You are fur-bulous
  • My dog’s favorite movie is Trans-fur-mers
  • My dog is my best fur-end
  • I love you, fur real.
  • I will never fur-get you

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